desclaimers: i don't own anything in thi
Ch. 1: a long week
It was a beautiful day. The birds were singing. The sun was shining. Furher Mustang was getting
screamed at. '' You bastard with a god complex. We all have to wear miniskirts.'' Edward Elric
The fullmetal alchmist, Jean Havoc, Armstrong the strong armed alchmist, fury, breade haughs, and
Alphoso Elric the life alchmist started hitting him. Yes even Armstrong, fury, Al and haughs, the kindest
people in the military. '' You still have everyone else in the military. We didn't beat you hard, because
we're friends'' Al said.
'' We have a week of this. Next time read your damn paper work.
We're taking our sick and vacation days.'' Ed said. Everyone nodded.
'' I knew working during the holidays and not using our sick days and leave time'' Havoc said happily.
'' Ya we'll still have a year and a half of vacation and sick leaves left'' branda nodded.
'' We're taking it now bye'' they walked out.
Mustang went to the intercom. '' All male military personal, we all have to wear miniskirts because I
foolishly signed a petition by the girls to do it. Sorry I also reviewed sick and vacation leave. Only
Havoc, Fury, The Elric brothers, Armstrong, Haughs, and branda. It will be in effect for a week.''
He got off the inter com.
A week later
The gang came back and saw he was wearing a full body cast besides his head and arms.
'' What happened'' Branda asked. '' You don't want to know'' he replied.
The End
A/N- This takes place after brotherhood. Ed didn't lose his alchemy.
Hughes is still alive because I like his character.
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