English 101
By: Eclipse Du Coeur
Summary:
Some lessons you want to know. A tutorial session in 200 words. All Pairings Implied.
Disclaimer: Gakuen Alice belongs to Higuchi Tachibana
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Lesson # 1
Structural Ambiguity
"Koko, please give us an example of structural ambiguity," Narumi-sensei asked, tapping his fingers in an imaginary tune. The whole class looked at the goofy-faced student expectantly.
Like the tick of the clock, he stood up, each limb of his body moving in a slow manner simultaneously, prolonging the time. Ironically, his mind worked in a jumble. It was his chance to lift his crashing grades. Hence, a good answer should be given.
In a split of a second, an idea popped into his mind. It was something clever. Nonetheless, it's a wonderful example that only his mind can conjure up.
"When I ran into the Central Town, I saw a dog in my pants," he proudly answered.
Silence settled in the class. One can almost feel the wheels rolling in their brains, trying to process what was said.
Someone coughed.
"Ah, Koko. Can you explain your answer now?" the teacher was calm but inside he was grinning evilly.
"Sir, the dog is either inside my pants or wearing my pants," he then bowed and took his seat again. He fist-punched with Kitsuneme, proud of his example. Surely his recitation would rise, he thought.
"Maybe it's really inside," someone muttered.
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