disclaimer: i own none of the Twulight Characters, this is purely the cullens and myself.
How i learned to not trust Emmett,Edward,and Japer with a fork, paintball gun, pencil, water gun, and evidently, Edward's Volvo.
i walked ino the Cullen residence. I had a strange feeling that i was going to get hit or shot. i shrugged away the feeling. I walked up the stairs, towards Edwards room, expecting him to be there. i was halfway to the door when I felt somehting hit me. I looked down, finding a fork next to my leg.
" idiotic vampires." i muttered.
i started my way to Emmett and Rosalie room, when i heard the click from the gun. I turned and found Jasper with a paintball gun, grinning. I was about to scream when a pencil flew at my head. Jasper shot me with a paintball. I screamed and darted down the stairs. Jasper wasn't usually like this... unless..... oh no.
I felt the water hit my back as i ranthrough the living room. Emmett was shooting at me with a water gun, while Jasper was still using the paintball gun. I trpped over a chair, and landed on the ground. I managed to twist my ankle. Just my luck. Then Edward came in with a bag of marshmallows and pelted me. I got up and ran, ignoring the pain. I saw the keys in the ignition of Edwards Volvo. i could've sworn the door was open. I ran and collided into the car, Leaving a dent where my head hit. I groaned and fell back.
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I woke up several hours later in Alice's room.
" no don't get up Kathrina."
Rosalie was hovering over me.
" Rose, it's Esme, let me in."
" go ahead."
Esme walked in.
" those boys will never learm"
i turned to Esme.
" Can i ask a favor?"
" of course."
" can you somehow hide the forks, pencils, paintball guns, water guns, marshmallows, and Edward's volvo?"
" or.... we could help you get revenge."
" i like the sound of that"
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