Hypergogeta2012 and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever presents
"Ultimate FanFiction Royal Rumble"
In this ring, there are 60 participants, 30 wrestlers, 30 characters, Zero excuses. All of them who are know as WWE Superstars, TNA Superstars, Hall of Famers, Cartoon Characters, Video Game Characters, and TV characters will battle in an every man for himself war to win and headline Ultimate FanFiction WrestleMania and posibly become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion
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Rated T for Violence and Language
Before we began our Pre-Show event, interviews including WWE Hall of Famer Mean Gene Okerlund are at the different locker rooms and interview areas to ask the 16 different participants for strategies and messages in the first-ever Ultimate FanFiction Royal Rumble.
Byron Saxton was with internet sensation and frustrated game reviewer Angry Video Game Nerd at the interview area.
Byron Saxton: Angry Video Game Nerd, this is your first time competing in the 60-man Royal Rumble. How are you feeling?
Angry Video Game Nerd: How am I feeling, f***s**t? I feel pretty good. Some people think it's a disadvantage that I have to outlast all 59 men in the Rumble, but to me, I like those odds a whole f***g lot. The first thing I'm gonna do is crush them like a Winter Games cartridge, whip them hard like Dark Castle and take my Power Glove and drive it on their face 52 times worth the Action, hence the craps**t that is Action 52. So what can I say? I'm ready for this, Taxman.
Byron Saxton: Um, actually it's 'Saxton'.
Angry Video Game Nerd: *scoff* Like I give f**kballs about it...
Josh Matthews was at the locker room area with known other than The Best in the World CM Punk as he began asking questions
Josh Matthews: Punk due to the fact that you are the first entrant into the 60-Man Royal Rumble, is there any chance that you could be able to win despite how strong, fast, and experienced your opponents are?
CM Punk: Josh to be honest, I'm not sure if could compare myself to each and every single one of them. I mean I have to get through Jeff Hardy who is now a strange creepy guy named Willow, the fastest hedgehog named Sonic, the powerful saiyan Goku, my friend and former partner Daniel Bryan, former rivals John Cena and The Rock, that stuck-up boss of mine Triple H, and worst enemy Brock Lesnar. But I'll do whatever I can to win this, even if it means teaming up with those that I like or hate.
Josh Matthews: There's also one thing I would ask. If you were to survive this match, would it be worth eliminating The Shield and The Wyatt Family despite how many of them are?
CM Punk: You serious Josh? I'm going to get my hands on The Shield, The Wyatt Family, Brock Lesnar, and Hunter for what they did to me one way...or another. And I'm going to win the Royal Rumble and become The WWE World Heavyweight Champion...because I am The Best...Wrestler...in the World.
Legendary announcer "Mean" Gene Okerlund was now with scientist and oddball Sheldon Cooper at the interview area as he was putting on his elbow pads.
Mean Gene: Sheldon Cooper, you have a date with destiny as you're about to enter the 60 man Royal Rumble match. Anything you like to discuss?
Sheldon Cooper: I'm not really sure what I want to discuss right now. I'm just focusing on winning this thing and getting the heck out of here. I don't know which number I already drew, but if it's somewhere around 50 to 60, I might get a shot at winning this thing. I mean if Benjamin Franklin invented electricity, and Martin Luther King Jr. forced people to have a dream, imagine the newspaper tomorrow. 'Sheldon Cooper Wins Ultimate Fanfiction Royal Rumble'. I like that. I like it a lot!
Josh Matthews was still at the locker room, but this time, John Cena was with him.
Josh Matthews: John Cena, it's now do or die time as you enter the first ever Ultimate FanFiction Royal Rumble. How will it go for you?
John Cena: To be honest, Matthews... it's gonna be tough. It's gonna be tough as a steel cakewalk. It's gonna be tough like stepping onto a warzone with nothing but explosive remote mines. Heck, this is gonna be tough then having to be stuck in a torture chamber from Stephanie McMahon and the Jigsaw guy from 'Saw'. But deep down, I'm a born fighter Josh. That's what I've always been from day one and to the day I die. This Rumble, I prove to everyone in the world that I am the toughest gun in the Wild. Tonight, I prove to everyone that I belong here in this Rumble! It's always been like this, and what better way to prove it again than right here in the Ultimate FanFiction Royal Rumble. And to the extra honest with you, I'm always looking for a good fight.
Renee Young was at the Interview area with The Fastest Thing Alive Sonic The Hedgehog
Renee Young: Sonic The Hedgehog, of all the events you have gone through in your life, you are going to complete in the the 60-Man Royal Rumble match. Is there anything you like to share to any of your opponents and possibly your future WrestleMania opponent?
Sonic The Hedgehog: Well there are a few things I like to say Renee. If I want to, I can use all my speed and win the match like it was...but I'm not that kind of guy who would cheat. Plus it's an honor to go against a few of my rivals and friends such as Goku, Naruto, Mario, Link, Mordecai, Twilight Sparkle, and icons and legends such as CM Punk, The Rock, Hulk Hogan, Daniel Bryan, The Ultimate Warrior, Edge, and John Cena.
Renee Young: So is there a message you like to share with the WWE Universe and your opponents for tonight?
Sonic The Hedgehog: Now that you think about it, sure I do. I know what are the odds against me, but I'm going win the Royal Rumble and I don't know if I'll go against Rainbow Dash or the so-called Face of the WWE Randy Orton, but I'll beat one of them and become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! *Runs off* See ya!
Scott Stanford was at the backstage area with The Shield's Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns, and the United States Champion Dean Ambrose
Scott Stanford: Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns. Tonight, not only are going to compete against each other, but this could be an opportunity to take action on two members of Evolution and The Wyatt Family. Any thoughts you have despite having to go against all odds and each other?
Dean Ambrose: All odds Scott? The Hounds of Justice will annihilate every single one these participants including Evolution and The Wyatt Family and I will headline Ultimate FanFiction WrestleMania and become The WWE World Heavyweight Champion because there are no odds to The Shield.
Seth Rollins: I don't agree with Dean on that last part, but I do agree because this may be a war but we will finish this match, and The Hounds of Justice will make Evolution and The Wyatt Family will perish for their sick Injustice. Even though we might have to go against each other, we will always bring Justice to those who are against us.
Roman Reigns: Believe that Evolution, Believe that Wyatts...and Believe in The Shield.
TNA interviewer Jeremy Borash was with "My Little Pony" Twilight Sparkle near the locker room area.
Jeremy Borash: Twilight Sparkle, it's judgment day here at the Ultimate FanFiction Royal Rumble. How will you fare?
Twilight Sparkle: Truth be told, I am a bit nervous. I mean, I have to go through the entire roster in order to win. I mean, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair did it in 1992 and Shawn Michaels did it in 1995. I don't know which number I'll be drawing, whether it's the back of the pack or number #60, but with my friends by side and the power of friendship, I can take on anything!
Byron Saxton was at the interview area with WWE Hall-of-Famer and "Rated R" Superstar Edge.
Byron Saxton: Edge, for a legend like you, you've been in Royal Rumbles like this. What will you expect?
Edge: Yeah, I got something... how about a better question? But since you wanna know, I'll tell ya. It's carnage. I mean, you have to go through 59 men without no rest whatsoever. You don't even have a hole to breathe in. But the only thing I can do is survive. I've survived falls, I've survived threats, heck I even survived my marriage with that horrid Vickie Guerrero. I don't know what the stakes are in this one, but I'm gonna make this worth it. Trust me.
Scott Stanford was at the locker room area with Naruto Uzumaki.
Scott Stanford: Naruto Uzumaki, you look pumped for tonight. Why's that?
Naruto Uzumaki: Let me tell ya something, Scott... I feel pumped! I feel hyped! In fact, to quote from a certain individual from NXT, "I don't get hyped, I stay hyped!' If I can follow his words, then anything is possible for a future hokage like me! I'm gonna go all the way, I'm gonna go to the distance, and nothing's gonna stand in my way! Believe it!
"Mean" Gene Okerlund was at the backstage with WWE Hall-of-Famer and The Immortal Hulk Hogan.
Mean Gene: Hulk Hogan, as you prepare yourself for 60-Man Royal Rumble, is there you have in mind to share before you're ready?
Hulk Hogan: Let me tell you something I like to share Mean Gene. When I heard that Sonic The Hedgehog said that it would be an honor to be facing someone like me, I figured that deep down he along my friends and allies including John Cena, Ultimate Warrior, and The Rock will always forever be true Hulkamaniacs because it's always an honor to be facing them as well.
Mean Gene: So do you believe that you could be able to win this match and headline Ultimate FanFiction WrestleMania despite having to go against all odds?
Hulk Hogan: First off, I'm going to be real honest with you Brother. I have my share Rumble victories, I was the first to win multiple rumbles in history, and I also have won the Royal Rumble back at 1991 and successfully became The WWE Champion at WrestleMania VII. So that means that I have a 100% chance on winning this war. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON ULTIMATE FANFICTION ROYAL RUMBLE?! AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER?!
Jeremy Borash was near the locker room area again but this time he's with Hyrule's hero Link.
Jeremy Borash: Link is there anything you would expect from this Royal Rumble match as you are ready to go against all odds?
Link: No, I don't expect anything at all. I know there are odds against me but just as long as there's competition, I would care less. I have done many things in my life, including facing my worst enemy Ganon, but ever since I was added to Super Smash Brothers, most people never enjoyed playing as me and say that I'm the weakest character. So tonight, I'm going to earn my respect I once had by winning this match, even if I can't use my weapons.
Renee Young was at the interview area along with The Submission Specialist Daniel Bryan.
Renee Young: Daniel Bryan, this is your one opportunity to win the Royal Rumble match and become the champion you were meant to be since SummerSlam 2013. Is there anything you have in store for any of your opponents?
Daniel Bryan: Renee I've been through a lot ever since I've defeated John Cena at SummerSlam and became the WWE Champion. I faced all odds to begin with such as Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista, Kane, The Big Show, The Shield, and The Wyatt Family. This isn't just an opportunity to get my hands on Hunter...this is also an opportunity to get my hands on Bray Wyatt after everything he has done to me and this is also an opportunity to get my hands on Shawn Michaels for betraying me at Hell in a Cell. I am going to win the Royal Rumble and become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion because I deserved it from the beginning! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! *Walks away* YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Scott Stanford was at the locker room area, but this time, he was standing near Dragon Ball Z protagonist, Goku.
Scott Stanford: Goku, tonight's a golden opportunity for you. But regarding that there other 59 men willing to win the title opportunity for a chance to headline Ultimate FanFiction WrestleMania, how will you fare?
Goku: I think I'll fare just fine. I've competed against all of the best and the worst I had to offer. Piccolo, Vegeta, Frieza, Majin Buu, you name it, I beat it. I know this isn't gonna be easy concerning that there are other men willing to headline at Ultimate FanFiction WrestleMania, but that spot only belongs to one man: Me. It may be hell on earth, but I'm walking away from hell the winner of the Ultimate FanFiction Royal Rumble and I will be the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta train.
Scott Stanford: Thanks for your time, Goku.
Hypergogeta2012: And that's all the interviews we have, so get ready for our Pre-Show of Ultimate FanFiction Royal Rumble!
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