DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto. Don't own the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" By: Lustra. I changed some of the lyrics so it'd go with the story.

A/N: I'm actually a narusaku fan. And there is some Naruto Bashing. But don't flame me, because Naruto is actually one of my favorite characters.

-- This is AU. It takes place when they're older. And Sasuke just comes back from the sound. And Sakura has supposedly gotten over Sasuke and is dating Naruto. And Sasuke's singing.

Lyrics- Bold Italics

Sakura looks around. Make sure nobody sees her knock on Sasuke's door.

Naruto doesn't know,
That Sakura and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

Sasuke smirks as he lets her in. "That dobe really has no idea."

She tells him she's in church,
But she doesn't go,
Still she's on her knees, and...

Naruto doesn't know, oh.
Naruto doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Naruto!
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL Naruto!

"Hey Sakura! Wanna go to Ichiraku's?" Naruto asks with a huge smile plastered on his face. "Um… I can't Naruto, I got to go, um, shopping! Yup, I have to got shopping!" Sakura says. Sweat Drop

Sakura says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping.

Cause Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know.
So don't tell Naruto.
Naruto doesn't knoooooow...
DON'T TELL NARUTO!

Sasuke's just finished training with Naruto. Naruto is just about to hug Sakura. But she walks right past him and starts trying to start conversation. Naruto just shrugs it off.

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Sakura and Sasuke are talking dirty on the phone. She gets another call, and it's Naruto. Sasuke's on the other line listening in.

Sakura's got him on the phone,
and she's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Don't tell Naruto.
Cause Naruto doesn't know,

Naruto doesn't knoooooow...
SO DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

Kakashi catches them going at it behind a tree. He walks away frowning…

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't knoooooow...

Sasuke's walking down the hallway to Naruto's bringing him some scrolls. And Sakura's there just about to ring the doorbell. She hesitates until Sasuke reaches the door. They take one look at each other. And start going at it in the hallway.

The parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know.

October 10th rolls by…

I did her on his birthday.

Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Naruto doesn't know,
Don't tell Naruto.
Naruto doesn't knoooooow...

"I can't believe he hasn't figured it out yet." Said Ino. "I know, he's denser than I thought." Said Shikamaru. "Sakura's my best friend, but some one has to tell him, I just don't got the heart though." Said Ino with a frown. "What a drag." Said Shikamaru. They continued to walk past Naruto, Avoiding his eyes.

Naruto will know,
Naruto has to know,
Naruto's gotta know,
Gonna tell Naruto,
Gonna tell him myself.

While training, Sasuke contemplates just going up to him and telling him he's banging his girlfriend. "I can't believe he doesn't know!"

Naruto has to know,
Naruto has to know,
Naruto has to,
Naruto has to,
Naruto has to go!

"Who doesn't know what?" asked Naruto while dodging a punch. "Nothing Naruto." Answered Sasuke with a smirk, and thinks," He'll figure out eventually. More like tonight."

Naruto doesn't know,
(Don't tell Naruto)
Naruto doesn't know,
(Don't tell Naruto)
Naruto doesn't know...
Naruto's gotta go!

Naruto told Sasuke that he would be coming over to Sakura's as a surprise. Sasuke thought, "Oh yeah, you'll be the one surprised." And he walked away. That night Naruto came to Sakura's apartment, opened the door, and yelled out "Surprise!" And surprised he was. There was Sasuke and Sakura on her couch doing the nasty. Sakura looked horrified, Sasuke looked up as planned, and said "Surprise, dobe!"