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A/N: Well to explain the oddity we have here, we put all the possible pairings in a hat (except the gross family ones or any thing with Shinra in it) and this was the last one we drew out. Have fun and please remember no one was harmed in the making of this fic… except Brother who was the test subject for absolutely every thing!
Prologue
Slowly Rikku snuck into the deserted bar on the airship, cautious not to wake anybody. Silver moonlight illuminated her set path. Her feet barely making a sound across cold metal floor, she silently hoped the bar counter and turned to face the reason of her midnight voyage: the coffee machine.
"Perfect." She whispered, softly giggling to herself. Letting her fingers trace the plastic lid of the coffee tin she was holding, she popped it off, and lowered her head in to smell the heavy aroma of its contents. "Extra Super Duper Caffeinated Coffee! " After carefully looking over her shoulders a few times she emptied it, into the machine, and then looked back down. "Time to get rid of the evidence," Suddenly a door slammed open and Rikku instantly took a dive underneath the counter, skillfully avoiding anything that might have been under there.
After a few seconds time, two big blue feet came into her view. She froze in her spot, hoping that the barkeep would not notice her. "No burgularssh here," he muttered to himself, letting Rikku take a sigh of relief "Jussht Missh Rikku, mussht be shleep walking again,"
"G'night Barkeep," she said quietly as she casually walked to the elevator casting him a look that she meant to say "Say any thing or die" but judging by the happy Hypello dance he did it must have looked a little bit more pleasant than she meant it to. But come on like little adorable Rikku could ever look evil.
The elevator quickly rose to the level of the deck and Rikku filed out tripping once or twice on nothing but the floor, making the now empty coffee can clang on the ground loudly. And she finally hurled it off the edge of the airship. Her devious plan was complete.
By: Both Members of TheMonsterFromTheLandUnder
R & R