It was a quiet, peaceful night at the Super Smash Brothers Brothel.
"AGH!" Exclaimed Lady Palutena as she was searching all over her room. "I can't find it!"
...it was a quiet, peaceful night.
"Can't find what, Lady Palutena?" Pit asked as he poked his head into the room.
Palutena turned to Pit as she shook him violently. "My brown stained, brown colored underwear! I always wear it whenever I feel like 'baking brownies' without using the 'conventional oven'!
"...Ewwww!" Pit exclaimed as he buried his hands in his face, shaking his head. "Why must you be so disgusting, Lady Palutena!?"
"I bet it was that gross, jewish fatass, Wario. He always takes my yucky objects that I keep for my... kinks." Palutena stated as she clenched her right fist, standing tall as the American flag began waving behind her. "I shall not stand for this! I have to get my 'muddy' undies!" She then pushed Pit to the side, who was still disgusted, yet distraught.
Meanwhile, down the hallway in a dark corridor were Shadow The Hedgehog and Wolf O' Donnell, with both of them having guns as they were in front of a warp portal that would take them to a forest within the Autumn time, as they were going to get a turkey.
"Are you sure that there are turkeys that taste perfect here?" Shadow asked Wolf as he adjusted his rifle.
Wolf nodded, rolling his right hand around with a grin. "Trust me, hedgehog, as soon as you get a taste of the birds from here, you'll never want to have any other turkey again. Master Hand and Crazy Hand assigned me to get the Thanksgiving turkey this year, and I always get my own personal turkeys from here."
Shadow shrugged. "Whatever you say." He then turned his head around to see Palutena dashing down the hallway, glancing back at Wolf, pointing at the green haired goddess. "What's gotten into her?"
"Probably something stupid. Now come on, that turkey ain't gonna hunt itself." Wolf stated as he dashed into the portal, with Shadow following closely behind.