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The First

The Misunderstood: KL

The Ones Who Misunderstand: AC

Disclaimer: Gundam SEED/Destiny belongs to Sunrise and original story to Hajime Yatate and Yoshiyuki Tomino. None of the characters are mine and this is fictional. That means if anything in here is somehow related to any events in real life, it is merely a coincidence unless if I say otherwise.

NORMAL POV

'What in hell is taking them so long!?' Cagalli screamed inside her head. Her patience was wearing thin and if the door was not going to open in the next few seconds, she was willing to kick it down and go find her brother and sister-in-law herself.

Athrun noticed that look on Cagalli's face that only appeared when her fuse was going to blow.

"Cagalli..." She sent him a penetrating glare. "They invited us over at 5 and it's only 4:30 right now. Kira's probably just helping Lacus with the cooking." His voice grew softer as each word escaped his lips and Cagalli's irritation became more apparent.

"But Kira said there would be chocolate ice cream and he knows how much I like chocolate!" Cagalli argued.

"That's because he knows you never arrive on time for tea parties. When was the last time we came early to one that didn't have ice cream?" Athrun and Kira were different in many ways, but both thought of similar tactics when it came to dealing with Cagalli.

It was a daunting task to remain the levelheaded one in a conversation with Cagalli Yula Atha, but it was the only way to possibly make her see reason.

Cagalli was about to open her mouth in protest when they heard a noise coming from the side door of the house. That door was the one directly connected the the main kitchen of the Yamato household.

Athrun looked next to him and noticed his wife missing. The click of her heels made him turn his attention to the said missing person in motion. "Cagalli! Slow down!" he yelled out in his whisper voice.

She did not turn back nor stop so he decided to follow her. Athrun tiptoed around the corner of the house and saw his wife sitting on her footwear with her left ear against the pink, wooden door. He bent down to level their faces, "What were you-"

She interrupted him by covering his mouth with her hand. "Shhh! I'm trying to listen!"

Athrun sighed and squatted next to the blond woman. He leaned the side of his head against the door and focused on listening to the voices inside.

"Kira, I can't do it. It's too big."

There was a little whine and a faint giggle. "Oh Lacus. Come here, I'll show you. Open up your mouth a little wider."

"Like this?"

Athrun's eyes widened as he tried his best to cover Cagalli's squealing mouth. This time, it was his turn to say "shhh".

"Lacus, you're going have to open your mouth a lot wider. "

"But Kira, it's too much. My mouth isn't that big. C-Can you show me?"

Another giggle was heard, "Sure! Sit down right here," Some shuffling and the sound of a chair creaking could be faintly made out. "And watch me."

"Mmmm… Mmmm…"

Cagalli's eyes widened in horror, "Wh-what are they doing?" She asked merely above a whisper.

Now kneeling, Athrun shrugged and re-focused his attention to the door.

"Mmmm… Oh… Ah, I see, let me try again." More shuffling was heard.

"Ok, your turn." An all too happy reply came, that unmistakably came from Kira.

"Mmmmm… Lacus… Suck a harder… Mmm hmm, just like that… Your doing very well."

They both stared at each other, mouth agape.

"They wouldn't…"

"They couldn't…"

"Kira?…"

"Lacus?…"

Both blushed and looked away, pretty much aware of what it was doing to the others body.

Something made a popping noise, and Kira started to laugh,"You-you got it all ov-over your fa-face!"

"It's your fault! You pulled it back!" Lacus complained.

The former PLANTs' chairman's son's eyes about popped out of his head, his pants grew more uncomfortable at the thought of what he had just verbally witnessed. Looking next to him, he saw a similar expression on the Representative of ORB's face.

"Cagalli? I-I don't know how much more I can take…"

Cagalli shifted to a more comfortable position and licked her dry lips, "Me neither..."

"I know but it-it's just too funny… Oh look! You got it there too! Hahaha! Lacus you're all messy! You-you…"

"What?" Lacus asked.

Kira took a deep breath, trying to control his laughter. "You got it in your hair!"

"What!" Lacus sounded horrified. "H-how do I get it out?! It's so sticky!"

Apparently, Kira's attempt at controlling his laughter failed miserably.

"Kira! This isn't funny! How do I get it out? Kira! Stop laughing and help me! We have to get ready for the tea party!"

"Okay, okay." Kira tried to calm down.

"Stop laughing at me…"

"Sorry, I just had to let it out."

"Yeah, yeah. Maybe you could show me some more later."

"Mmmm… Maybe. Now, lets go clean you up and get that white stuff out of your hair."

Cagalli was beyond shocked; she had never realized that there was such a side to Kira or Lacus.

Athrun thought the same. Who knew that his former fiancé and best friend could behave this way and in the kitchen too!

Bathrooms and bedrooms were made with doors for a reason...

The door opened and the two unsuspecting people fell forward into a heap on the tiled kitchen floor.

Lacus and Kira gasped, "Cagalli!"

"Athrun!"

"What are you guys doing out here?" The two asked in unison, both with confused expressions.

Jumping up, Cagalli ran over to her sister-in-law, wrapping her arms around Lacus' waist pulling her in what seemed like a hug. Instead, it was Cagalli's way of checking on *cough* things, all the while shooting a death glare at her twin.

Athrun did a similar thing with the exception of the hug. "Athrun, Cagalli! Wha-"

Cagalli ignored her brother,"Lacus! What in Kami's name were you thinking! What if someone had walked in on what you two were doing!"

"And you Kira! Why would you do something like that in the kitchen where you were making snacks for a tea party? You know how unsanitary it is! C'mon Kira, I want an explanation!"

Lacus and Kira looked at each other in confusion then back at the two eavesdroppers. "What are you talking about?" They asked in unison.

Cagalli focused her attention on Kira, "You were giving/showing Lacus how to –to –to… Gah! I can't even say it!"

Kira blinked, "…What?"

"Are you saying you were doing that with my best friend?"

"Doing… what?" Lacus managed to squeak out.

"Of course Cagalli and I have sex too, but I didn't know you guys were the type to have it all over the house..." Athrun admitted.

Kira blushed, "What are you two talking about? Lacus and I weren't doing anything…like that."

"Yeah Athrun, and why were you two by the door?" Lacus asked, looking him in the eye.

"We were listening." Came Cagalli's oh-so-wise reply.

"Listening?" Kira tilted his head to the side. "To what?"

Cagalli became irritated and shouted, "Listening to Lacus giving you a blow job!"

Everything was silent as the couple took in the statement. Looking at each o

ther in amusement at the realization of what the two were thinking, they both started to giggle.

"Athrun – You thought – I was –" Lacus started but ended up falling over giggling.

Kira attempted to finish his wife's sentence but ended up in the similar state. Tripping over Lacus he also fell over, laughing.

Now it was Athrun and Cagalli's turn to look confused. "What?"

Kira came to first. "We – Were just – "

"Eating ice cream cones!" Lacus finished and pointed to the table where the box of cones and tub of ice-cream stood.

Athrun blushed, "… Oh, oops."

"Then why were you saying it was too big?" Cagalli asked Lacus, still unconvinced.

"Kira was showing me how to suck all the ice cream out of the cone since we both knew that we had thirty minutes left before you guys came over. Did you know they put chocolate at the bottom of the cones so that the ice cream won't leak through?"

Athrun and Cagalli shook their heads, both too embarrassed to say anything.

After a moment of silence, Cagalli dragged Athrun inside, "Hurry up, I want to have some ice cream too!"

Behind them, Lacus and Kira shared a a brief glance at each other, amusement evident in their eyes.

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