AN~ I don't own Mighty Boosh. In this FF Naboo is going to have genitals. It's a NabooxOC. Please no flamers on this.

Naboo pov

I was dreaming that I was sitting on a log that had been washed up on the beach. There was just me and the salty smell of the ocean. I watched as each wave brought in some white foam. Closing my eyes as I just listened to the waves. I had been all alone so when I heard someone sit down next to me I jumped, blinked, rubbed my eyes and saw the lush black hair falling on her back in a low pony tail and her elegant pale skin that seemed to glow, she caught me off guard. She had a green genie blouse that only covered her breasts and had puffy shoulder sleeves, green puffy pants, and greenish fabric that was attached to the golden bracelets on her wrists and behind her.

"Hey Naboo," she smiled making her blue-ish green eyes, they kind of looked like an exotic paradise, sparkle. I was just stunned that she knew my name. "I've come for you." That made my throat dry, I couldn't think how I was suppose to take that.

"What?" I asked squinting my eyes a little.

"The council has sent me. I'm to be your bride." She looked down with a slight blush appearing on her cheeks. I was completely shocked by her answer.

"Why would the council send you to marry me? Also why would you show up in my dream?" I couldn't help ask. "Wait, I don't even know what your name is."

"My name is Janie. They think it was time for you to settle down and have a family and it is easiest to find someone in their dreams." She says as she pushes some of her loose hair behind her ear. I just slowly nodded not knowing what to really say to that. She lays her head on my shoulder making me feel funny, like the weird saying 'butterflies in my tummy'. So we just sat there watching as the sun kiss the horizon as it slowly disappears from our view.

"I'll see you in the morning." She kissed my cheek and slowly evaporate. I smiled to myself. I laid back in the sand watching the stairs twinkle and the strange moon looking down at me with a weird smirk. I let myself slowly a wake out of the dream world and back into reality. I slowly sat up rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, grabbed my robe, turban, a towel, and walked to the bathroom. I laid my stuff on the sink and stripped out of my boxers and turned on the shower. After the shower I dried my hair and body, brushed my hair, put the turban on and button up my bright blue robe.

I walk through my room and into the kitchen to find at the table Vince but the shocking thing was that he was talking to Janie, they had bowls of cereal, while Howard was cooking something on the oven.

"Oh look who decided to show up this morning." Vince said. He was in a flamboyant red shirt on that had sparkles. Janie looked up and smiled, not the big one she gave me last night in my dream. I was dumbfounded.

"This young lady says her name is Janie." Howard looked over at Janie trying to be flirtatious, which oddly made me kind of angry.

"We already met." Janie said with her smile growing. I couldn't help but to smile. I walked over and sat across from her. "Do you want me to tell them or you?" She asked. Just now I was noticing that she looked like she was just nineteen or twenty years old.

"Uh, we can tell them later." I tempted to sway her away from telling the others what I just learned last night. She looked down with a small frown.

"Fine." She said sadly. That made me feel bad that I said that.

"Aw, what is it that you want to tell us that big ol' mean Naboo doesn't want to tell us?" Howard asked as he brought over plates and the pan with bacon on it. He sat down beside me.

"I-it's nothing." Janie said as she pushed her cereal around in the milk with the spoon. I sighed, feeling like a horrible and mean guy.

"Fine, you can tell them if you must." I said finally giving in. She instantly bright up with a giant smile that filled me with the sensation of having the butterflies in my tummy.

"Naboo and I are to be married!" She squealed. The guys gave me a blink stare.

"I thought you didn't like anyone like that." Vince said tilting his head.

"Well he is a lucky man." Howard nodded looking jealous of me. "Why didn't you tell us sooner that you were with such a pretty young lady?"

"Because just last night I found out that the Shaman council had sent her to marry me." I answer. Both Vince and Howard had a shock expression.

"Wait they can do that?" Howard asked.

"Apparently they can." I just shrug not really having a problem marring Janie. She is adorable and looks and acts sweet. "I'm not complaining about it."

"You guys can't just get married! You guys need to learn about each other and what-nots." Vince said. "Do you know anything about each other?"

"I know about him! He's one of the best Shamans ever, he is older than me, he's from planet Xooberon. I know more but I don't really feel like going on and on. The Shaman council had me learn as much as possible about Naboo since I was going to marry him and have his kids. That's basically what the council said." Janie smiled, clearly proud of knowing what she knows about me. I choke on a piece of bacon when she mentions having my babies. I take a big drank of water.

"Have his babies?" Vince asked, his eyes wide.

"Well of course. To make a family you need to have babies." She nods to her logic.

"Uh, do you even know where babies come from?" Howard asked Janie.

"Uh, not really but Naboo will teach me, right Naboo?" She asks me. She was naive and clueless about how babies were made. The room was quiet for a while.

"I will." I said as a smile crept onto my face.

"This is defiantly going to be interesting." Vince said clearly amused.

"Lucky, lucky man Naboo." Howard said. I just nodded my head in agreement.

"But does Naboo know anything about the cutie Janie?" Vince asked. I froze, I had no clue about Janie.

"Um, she's beautiful, younger than me." I said. She looked a tiny bit hurt that I didn't know more about her.

"I'm twenty, I'm mostly human but I'm skilled in the art of magic, I'm from the planet Zionam X, I can speak to animals, and I love fashion. That's the more important things." Janie smiled. Vince perked up when she mentioned fashion.

"Fashion? I'm amazing with fashion." Vince smiled. "I love fashion!"

"Cool. We could hang out but that will have to wait, the council said that Naboo and I had to get started on our little family matter thingy first." She said smiling at me. "So how do we start the family thingy?" I felt some heat raise to my face as she asked the question.

"Um, we'll discus that later. Alone, without these two." I said standing up and taking my plate over to the sink and walked back. "I'm going to go do my shaman thing for a while, I'll be back." I say as I walk out of the room.

Janie pov

I had been shocked that he was as handsome as he was. I knew he had been cute by the picture the council had given me with the profile. His friends seemed nice so that was a plus, but I wasn't all that fond of Howard. He kind of gave me a weird vibe. But I was kind of sad that he left me with these two guys that I barely knew. I know that I barely knew Naboo but I felt safer with him since he was my husband-to-be.

"So your a very talented girl are you now?" Howard asked with a small smile of curiosity. Vince rolled his eyes at Howard.

"Howard, didn't you hear that she's Naboo's wife-to-be? You'll have to pardon him." Vince smiled.

"Tis' kay. I'm not really that talented though, my sister is way more talented. But when the council had offered me an opportunity to be with someone of higher status I took it. If I hadn't been taken the offer I might have never been given another chance to be with someone in general. Plus I heard that Earth had better chances for the women. Girls on my planet are treated as genies, which isn't all that good." I said simply but they stopped for a second and resumed. I took a small bite of the puff ball like cereal.

"Genies?" Vince asked.

"Sort of. We don't have to be in a bottle or the stereotype of thing, I can grant some wishes if they are reasonable." I answered as I took another bite of cereal.

"Could you make the uh, the ladies, um like me? Not that I need the help." Howard asked nonchalantly. It had made Vince laugh.

"You need as much help than you could get." Vince said. I giggled a tiny bit getting up I took my empty cereal bowl into the sink and out of habit I start washing the few dishes that had been dirty. Getting into the rhythm I started to hum a small tune that I heard when I was a kid. It had only took about fifteen or twenty minutes to get them done. I dried them and stacked them into piles.

"I would put them away but I don't know where you keep them." I say as I dry my hands and turn to look at them. "I got to go for a bit. Do some work and all that fun stuff. I'll be back later." I smile as I walk away and out of the house. I'm might not know what will happen in the future but I do know this was going to be a fun adventure.

so how was it so far? I'm going to keep writing this, I kind of like this so far. Janie is such an innocent child, gotta love her.