There were once two Jedi on the planet Kaidoodoo. They were rivals. One was called Kai and the other was called Doodoo. Once the villagers heard about this battle they were terrified. So the battle began.
*There is this humungous battle and Kai is victorious because he is the good guy...*
Kai destroyed Doodoo and saved the day. Celebration roused up throughout the land and the villagers were happy.
And then the ghost of Doodoo came alive and they fought like crazy and Doodoo's ghost lost. And the villagers were happy.
But then Doodoo's grandmother came and she was 96. She had an aching back. Kai and Doodoo's grandmother fought. It turns out that they were on a roof and Kai's army came. Doodoo's grandmother retreated and died a couple years later.
Then Doodoo's granddaughter came along and she was wandering in the forest. Then Kai's scouts found and attacked her. They brought her to the dungeon where she had to fight The Evil Doggy. Then Kai went to check on her and they fought. Turns out, Doodoo's granddaughter sucked at fighting and died. Kai won again and the villagers were happy.
The End!