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Luka's Letter to Tako Luka
So much happened today. Where should I start? Oh, yes.
Well, we Vocaloids had another awesome tuna-deserving show (not even I'm sure what that means-I'm smart aren't I?) and at the end of it, this reporter pulled us from the crowd, and personally questioned us. That means, we're officially VIPs!
Uh, yeah. Miku got interviewed first, because she's the lead singer of the group. Then Meiko, then me (I'm not sure what order we're in), then Len, then Rin, then Kaito, then Gumi, and finally Gakupo. And the rest, except they were just asked a question or two. But you would not believe Gakupo's interview. I mean, I nearly busted a gut laughing. Oh great. He probably hates me now.
DAMN I keep straying off topic. WHATEVA. Anyway, so when Gakupo's turn came-you know how we Vocaloids are, right, primping ourselves up before this big thing? Well that's how I am. But, the reporter asked Gakupo about his favorite food.
Well, obviously eggplants. Even the dumbest person in the world who knew Gakupo would know that. Personally I think he likes eggplants because they're like the only fruit-or was it vegetable? who cares-he could find that matched his hair color. So that was what happened.
And then the reporter asked, "Did you create this video?" And she whipped out a laptop-not sure where she got it-and she went on YouTube. Here, I'll post the conversation as clearly as I remember.
Reporter: *shows name of vid*
Gakupo: Uh, it's Dancing Samurai? Well, of course I sang that.
Reporter: You know what parodies are, right? *types something on laptop*
Gakupo: *very indignant* WELL OF COURSE I DO!
Reporter: Well then, here.
Gakupo: WTF.
You see, there's this video that's Dancing Samurai, of course, with a Romaji sub. And...uh...Tako Luka, I'm not sure if you'll hate me for saying this, as you hate the mention of naked guys, but...that's how it was. It was a tremendously hot day in the video, and then he was fanning himself, and he saw Kaito who was in a kiddie swimming pool, and he got mad. And then he made Kaito get the hell out of there or else and then Kaito was struggling to pull on his pants, fell into the tub again, which made video-Gakupo even madder.
And then Kaito's horse ran away. And then Gakupo was showed trying to restrain himself from pulling off his clothes, but he couldn't, and he pulled it off anyway. Ripped it apart, I mean, and it fell to his feet in shreds. And...well...he was...you know, naked. And he started dancing these stupid dances. I honestly couldn't keep the laughter in my throat much longer.
Well, real-life Gakupo turned red-as red as he can get, you see, he's the eggplant guy and he's not the tomato type like Meiko is-and he was like "HOLY SHIT NO."
And I started laughing.
Miku did too.
And so did...YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS...Kaito. Who was also shown in the video, making a fool of himself.
And now, I can't help but replay the video over and over...DAMN YOU GAKUPO FOR BEING SO SEXY. YOU'RE SCARRING ME FOR LIFE.
Love,
Tuna-fish-lover Luka!