It was happening again.
Kouga disrupted an evening walk with Inu Yasha to profess his undying love for Kagome while Inu Yasha got riled up enough to unsheathe Tetsusaiga. In all honesty though, Kagome was developing one massive migraine. Out of the kindness in her heart, she usually let him down easy by letting him believe what he wanted to. But seriously? Two years and still pursuing her, the guy didn't have a clue.
"Kagome! You're my woman and—"
"She's not your anything!"
"Aw, shut up mutfface! You know she prefers me over you!"
Oh, yes. This migraine wasn't going to leave until tomorrow afternoon. Gazing up into the sky, she saw a hawk with a mouse trapped in its talons. She was looking up at the mouse with envy. God, just kill me now.
"At least I value her!"
"Yeah, as your shard detector!"
"That's besides the point!"
And there it was that annoying little tic under eye as she counted down from a hundred. Or possibly a thousand if the yelling got out any louder.
"You're just lusting after her!"
"At least she finds me attractive!"
"She does not!"
"But I bet she would give herself to me!"
What the HELL? Kagome finally snapped. Where the hell had that come from? That wasn't part of their usual arguments.
"She would give herself to me first!"
"OSUWARI!"
She was pretty sure she sat Inu Yasha hard enough that he was at least ten feet underground. After all, he was in quite a crater. And then she did something that she had been itching to do since Kouga kidnapped her the first time.
She decked him.
And then shoved him to the ground.
Oh, and she also proceeded to kick the life out of him, starting with his privates and moving up to his ribcage.
"You rotten ass bastard! I am not your woman and I never will be!" She stomped on his fingers as she ranted, "And if you try to kidnap me one more time, I'll purify you starting with your balls. Just try producing more clan heirs without those!" She screamed down at him and turned just in time to see Inu Yasha climbing out of the crater.
"And you…" The venom in her voice made him pause.
"I am a person, a human being. I'm not your damn shard detector! And right now, you are by far the last person I would give myself to. Osuwari, osuwari, osuwari, OSUWARI!"
She hoped his spine broke with that last one or at least possibly fell into a pit of magma somewhere.
"And for the record, Inu Yasha, I'm more likely to give myself to your brother at this point. At least he's honorable!"
A/N: I've always wanted to see Kagome get fed up enough to do something. I have found my peace :)