Ok, this is the FIRST EVER CROSSOVER OF STEVEN UNIVERSE AND SKYLANDERS! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pearl: Um, Spyrorocks, maybe you should start the story.

Me: Ok, ok. Steven, Flynn, do the disclaimer.

Steven: Ok! None of these characters belong to Spyrorocks. The only thing that belongs to her is the story.

Flynn: All credit for these characters belong to Activision and Cartoon Network. Now, let's get started!

It was another fine day in Beach City. In a house on the beach, a young boy named Steven Universe was setting up a game party. He had set up a Skylanders; Trap Team for him and his friends to play. Around his TV, Lars, Pearl, Garnet, Sadie, Connie, Greg, Petey, Ronaldo, and Amethyst were sitting on Steven's bed and some beanbags Pearl brought out from her gem. Lion was laying on the couch, doing his thing. Steven set out his (admittedly impressive) Skylander collection. He was handing out the Wii remotes and gamepad. Greg was scratching his head.

"Steven, what's the point of this game, exactly?" He asked. Steven turned to his father.

"You use these figures, the Skylanders, to fight the villains. Then, after the trappable villains are defeated, you put them in these crystals, traps." He explained, holding up a purple magic trap for his father to see. Greg nodded.

"Oh." He said. Sadie looked up.

"Well, I think it's nice you invited us all over, Steven." She said. Lars sighed.

"Whatever. Skylanders are kid stuff." He muttered. Pearl held up a blue, crocodile Trap Master.

"Steven, what's this one again?" She asked. Lars held the figure in his hand, rolling his eyes at Pearl.

"Pfft, amateur. It's obviously the Water Trap Mater crocagater Snap Shot!" The Big Dounut worker said. Everyone glanced at him for a second. Lars looked at his feet. "Not-not like I'd know." He mumbled. Connie looked up.

"This seems like a cool game, Steven. I can't wait to meet Flynn." She said. Steven smiled.

"Trust me, he's a nice guy. But he has a bit of an ego. Actually, a big ego." The half gem explained. Petey held up a fish an figure.

"Hey, Ronaldo? What's this one?" He asked. Ronaldo snickered, and held it up.

"This, my little brother, is a Eon's Elite Gill Grunt." He replied. Petey blinked.

"What species is it?"

"Gillman. And it's a he." Ronaldo replied. Petey rolled his eyes. Steven looked around.

"So, what's everyone's favorite Skylanders character?" He asked. Ronaldo looked at him.

"Enigma. He's a mystery, just waiting to be solved. He's part of the paranormal." He replied. Petey looked over.

"So far, it's Food Fight." He said. Connie smiled.

"From what I've heard, I think my favorite is Whirlwind. She can heal, like you can." She replied. Pearl looked over.

"My favorite would have to be Hugo. He has a strong mind, and a balanced memory." She replied. Amethyst smiled.

"Wrecking Ball, 'cause he can smash stuff! Or Krankcase, 'cause he shoots goo at people!" Amethyst shouted. Pearl sighed, rolling her eyes.

"Of course, Amethyst." She replied. Garnet leaned back into the beanbag.

"Flameslinger. He has some sort of future vision." Garnet said. Greg glanced down.

"Mine might be Wolfgang. He's got that sort of 'rock 'n roll' feel." Steven's father told him. Lars glanced over.

"I don't play the game, but, if I had to chose, it would be Roller Brawl because of her edgy coolness." Lars said. Sade snickered under her breath, then turned to Steven.

"Mine is Cynder. She's spunky, snarky, and sarcastic. But deep down, she has a good heart. Like someone I know." She replied. Lars glanced down at his feet. Steven smiled.

"I like Kaos." He said. Pearl glanced at him.

"Isn't Kaos the bad guy?" She asked. Ronaldo gasped.

"He's on Kaos's side!" He shouted. Steven shook his head.

"No, no! I just think Kaos is misunderstood! And he needs some love. Like Lapis did." He explained. Ronaldo smiled.

"Oh, that explains it." He said. Steven walked over to the window, and sighed.

"Oh, Lapis. I wonder what Skylander you'd like." He thought aloud. Then he smiled. "Heh. I guess it would have to be a Water Skylander..." He then started talking about which Skylander Lapis would like. The Crystal Gems glanced at eachother. She had fused into Malachite with Jasper, and they were looking for them.

"Can we start?" Petey asked. Steven glanced over at them.

"Yep!" He said. While he was setting up, he noticed something. A pink trap with a star symbol was laying on the ground. Steven picked it up, and put in the Portal of Power. Suddenly, a pink vortex appeared on the ceiling.

"Steven! What is that?!" Connie asked. Lion looked up. Steven looked up. Suddenly, Steven felt himself get dragged through the vortex.

"I don't think this is a good THIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" He shouted as he was dragged into the swirling vortex. The others gasped.

"Steven!" The others screamed. Ronaldo was next.

"No way! I have to post this on my blog! Keep Beach City WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD!" The teenager shouted, pulling out his phone, taking a picture of the vortex. Petey felt himself get dragged in as well.

"This. is. not. COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!" He screamed. Connie felt herself be lifted upward.

"Tell my parents I'm going to be coming home LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" Connie screamed down, flailing. Greg was up next.

"Wait, where are we going? I don't think this will end WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!" Greg screamed, trying to grab something. Garnet was next. When she went towards the vortex, her sunglasses slipped off. She wasn't able to grab them, and she showed off her three eyes.

"I saw this coming. Another future was Malachite coming BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" She screamed. Pearl and Amethyst looked up.

"Garnet!" Both gems screamed. Pearl was up next, and she flailed the entire time.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The tall gem simply screamed. Amethyst looked around, then was sucked into the air. She smiled, then curled up into a ball.

"CANNONBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!" She shrieked, laughing. Lion jumped up into Steven's room, then simply leapt up through the Portal.

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Deep underwater, a fusion was sitting. She was green, huge, and multi armed. She was Malachite. But not for long. She felt herself pull apart, and two gems were soon at the bottom at the ocean. One was orange, and the other was blue. The blue one looked around. Then she laughed.

"I'm free! I'm finally free!" The blue one said happily. She began swimming upward. The orange one swam towards her.

"Stay right here, Lapis Lazuli!" She screamed. Lapis gasped. She felt herself her grabbed. She glared at the orange gem.

"Jasper! Let me go!" She screamed. Jasper laughed.

"No way! You're gonna fly me to Homeworld, and we're gonna tell Yellow Diamond!" She cackled. Lapis looked up.

"Not if that vortex gets us first." She said. Jasper turned around, and gaped. Behind them, a swirling black vortex swirled. Jasper let go of Lapis, and went flying through.

"No! This isn't over, BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" She screamed. Lapis smiled, and tried to fly. But she couldn't. The vortex was dragging her back in. Nononononononono, she thought frantically.

"This can't be HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!" She screamed, being dragged in herself.

/

Somewhere, in the remote countryside, was a green gem. She had hair that resembled a Dorito. This was Peridot. The Gem technician had been sent to Earth. Right now, she was grumbling wistfully.

"Go to Earth, they said. It'll be easy, they said..." She muttered angrily. Peridot held up her hand. "Ok, let's try this again." The Gem said to no one in particular. She slid off her fingers, and they formed a holographic screen. She typed in a bunch of letters. Something flashed on the screen.

"Signal lost. Signal lost." A mechanical voice said, mimicking the words on the screen. Peridot shrieked and kicked. Suddenly, the rocks around the technician began to vibrate. She looked around.

"What is this?" She asked. She looked up, and gasped. In the sky, a black swirling vortex loomed over her. Peridot felt herself being lifted up.

"Signal lost. Signal-." The voice said, right before she put her fingers back into place. Peridot kicked and yelled.

"No! No! No! I have to report this to Yellow DIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!" Shreiked Peridot, her visor slipping off. Suddenly, all three portals disappeared.

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Aw yeah! That was a pretty good start! (Nudges Jasper) Am I right, Jaspy? Huh? Huh? Am I right?

Jasper: (Plucks Spyrorocks off the ground) Don't do that EVER again.

Me: Noted. (Turns to the screen) Ok, read, enjoy, review, all that good stuff!