Blarg, I don't own shit, yadda yadda yadda.
So this is the beginning of a Zelos/Wonder Chef fic. Strange right? But I'm not sure if I should actually go along with it... Please, tell me if I should.
"Master Zelos! Hey!"
The redhead almost cringed at the sound of yet another high-pitched, ditsy voice, made worse by the fact that it was instantly followed by an earsplitting giggle. The man let out an inward sigh, while hitching a charming smile onto his face. He turned to face his admirer, ignoring Sheena's annoyed grunt from somewhere behind him.
It always happened like this. Sure he loved woman, who didn't, but not nearly as much as people thought. But there were a lot of things people didn't know about him. Like that he was a traitor for one, and that he inwardly despised himself for another. It was all just a mask, worn to cover up that fact that he was a coward. But with a mask comes a part to play, and he was the best actor the world had ever seen.
He proceeded to flirt shamelessly with the busty blond, cringing inside at ever air-brained giggle and ignoring his companions' impatience. Finally the woman left, giving Zelos a lemon gel along with one last giggle. Relief filled the Chosen as he watched the blond's retreating form. How he despised giggling.
"If you're done messing around we'd like to be on our way." Sheena's disgruntled voice cut through Zelos' relief, and he turned his charming smile on her instead.
"Ah, don't be jealous hunny, we can mess around later if you want." Sheena's face turned bright red with a mixture of embarrassment and anger.
"You are such a pervert! You make me sick." The ninja stormed off down the street, and the others following after her, some with glares of their own for the "perverted" Chosen. Zelos ran his hand through his long red-ish hair, shaking his head. If she didn't want to get hit on, she shouldn't wear such damn revealing clothes. The man followed behind, trailing at the end of the group. His eyes wandered the semi-crowed streets as they walked. They were drawn to attractive girls, but also others…
His gaze lingered on a few attractive men as well. It was a guilty, secret pleasure; one that he would never let anyone know about. Yet he couldn't help but notice how one man's shirt hugged his lean waist, or how another's pants clung to his slender legs. His eyes found their way to Lloyd, walking towards the front of their group, between Regal and Raine. He watched the teens butt forlornly, his mind filling with sinful thoughts.
Zelos shook his head again, smiling somewhat bitterly to himself. It would never happen. Even if he did tell Lloyd that he wasn't only into females, which he never would, the fact was that Lloyd was painfully uninterested. One couldn't exactly call the boy straight; he was far to accepting of absolutely everyone for that. He was just bound to Colette. Zelos couldn't see what a saw in her. Dumb as a brick and clueless to boot. But oh well, to each his own...