this is supossed to be read like a song and the words between the *'s are sounds that play throughout
it's based off the censored version of stan by eminem.
*police sirens plays quietly*
Jane: Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Jane: Dear 2D,
I'm your biggest fan, and i love your work.
i sent 2 letters last month, why didnt you answer.
You can beat that stupid prick Murdoc.
Hey look i took a photo of my bed room.
Theres photos of you everywhere!
Ignore the *static*,
those are from when i *static*,
but look I have a tattoo of your name,
aw, damnit, its *static*,
but its good,
*static* is good,
when i *static* myself,
oh sorry,
i got off track,
damnit,
but 2D
Please answer me
I'm your biggest fan,
Jane.
*the police sirens stop and a crash is silently heard and crying starts*
Jane: Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Jane: Dear 2D,
you piece of garbage, this is letter 4,
answer me Stu,
I'm ripping the pictures of you off the *static*ing wall,
Your garbage,
your trash,
i hope Murdoc *static*s you,
and maybe you should *static*,
Signed Jane
*a whirring noise starts, the crying louder*
Jane: Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Jane: *static* YOU 2D,
I'M MAKING THIS TAPE,
I'M GONNA DRIVE OFF A CLIFF,
IT'S YOUR FAULT,
I'M ON *static*,
*static*, AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF,
I'VE EVEN *static* MY *static*,
HEH-HEH
THERE'S *static* DOWN MY ARMS,
I HAVE A *static* IF THIS DOESN'T WORK.
WE COULDA BEEN TOGETHER,
THINK 'BOUT IT.
ITS TO LATE.
I HOPE YOU BURN.
I HOPE YOU CANNOT SLEEP WITH OUT ME,
ALONG WITH THIS TAPE I'LL SEND YOU MY BOYFRIEND'S *static*.
I HOPE YOU WAKE UP SCREAMING KNOWING IT'S YOUR FAULT.
SINERCLY NOT YOUR'S
JANE.
HA-HA.
AWW *static*.
HOW DO I SEND THIS?
*static*
*a crash is heard and a splash is also heard a second later*
Jane: Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
2D: Hi there, Jane,
It's 2D
sorry I couldn't send this sooner,
I was busy,
but why are you mad?
I woulda wrote tis sooner,
But I wasn't able to,
Sorry, One of my freinds needed help,
But what's up Jane?
and why are you getting mad?
Tell me you get help.
*static* is bad,
Hey,
don't do what this girl on the news did,
she *static*,
and made a cassette with her screaming,
she was on *static*, *static*, and everything else,
her name was...
it was...
oh god...
It was Jane.
it was you Jane
*sobbing sounds are heard, the crash repeating, getting louder each time*
Jane: Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
*2D is heard running towards Noodle's bedroom*
2D: Noodle!
Noodle!
Jane: Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
*2D knocks on Noodle's door*
Noodle: What?
2D: well, i caused someone to *static*.
Noodle: W-what, how?
2D: I didn't write them in time
Jane: Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me. i said, Goodnight, I crashed my car, never forget me, Stu, Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Don't forget me, neva forget me.
Don't forget me, neva forget me.