Calvin grinned under his mask. For Halloween, Calvin was going as a bandit. "Alright Hobbes, so with my bandit costume, when we go up to a house, we tell them that my water gun has paint in it and we won't shoot unless they give us all the candy they
have", Calvin said grinning evilly at his plan to get candy. "Isn't it likely they'll figure out its you and call your parents?" Hobbes asked, knowing that Calvin's plan would more than likely go wrong. "Relax, with my bandit costume, they will only see
my eyes and nose, not my hair and mouth, I will get away Scoot free." Calvin said confidently. Hobbes rolled his eyes, knowing that Calvin's plan would most likely fail as usual. Calvin and Hobbes went out and went to their first target: Susie Derkins'
house. Calvin ringed he doorbell, and Susie answered it. "Hi Cal-" "GIVE ME ALL THE CANDY OR YOU'LL GET SPRAYED WITH PAINT" Calvin yelled at Susie with his water gun pointed at Susie's head. Susie just laughed "You think I would believe you? Calvin, there's
no way I'm going to obey your command." But Calvin sprayed Susie, with Water, since the paint part was a lie, and stormed into the house and saw the box where all the candy was in and Hobbes dumped it into Calvin's pillowcase. Through the rest of the
night, Calvin and Hobbes managed to get all the Candy from every house, even though some people even chased them, Calvin and Hobbes still managed to get away from them. When they got home, Calvin and Hobbes plopped down in front of the TV and ate the
candy they had stolen. "I got to say Calvin, your plan actually worked for once, I'm impressed." "That's because I got a brain" Calvin responded triumphantly. Then, the doorbell rang. "I'l get it." Calvin's Mom said. She opened the door to see a bunch
of angry people led by Susie. Calvin's Mom sighed, "What did he do THIS time?". "Your crazy son threatened to spray us with paint if we didn't give him all the candy we had, then he sprayed us with water and stormed in our house and took all the candy!"
One of the angry people said. "CALVIN!" "Aw crud." Calvin stated, realizing that his plan had yet again failed.