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"I want cake!" Frodo demanded. Gandalf rolled his eyes.

"Where does it look like we are?" he asked "The middle of Middle Earth Shopping Centre if it even exists?". Frodo looked around. He saw Gimli and Legolas fighting over cake, Boromir with Merry and Pippin sword fighting and Aragorn cleaning his finger nails. He also noticed they were not in "Middle Earth Shopping Centre" although, as Gandalf had said, there was no such thing. Frodo stuck out his bottom lip in a pout.

"I still want cake!" he remarked "Now!".

"Right". Gandalf beckoned to Sam. "Hey!", he yelled "Over here!". Sam wandered over.

"What now?", he asked "Yes, I cleaned Aragorn's boots, found Legolas more shampoo, cooked dinner, sharpened Merry's sword and painted Gimli's toenails. What next?". Gandalf cleared his throat.

"First", he decided "You must gather the others for a special announcement". Sam rolled his eyes before heading off to do as he was bid. Frodo and Gandalf watched as he unsuccessfully tried to herd the fellowship towards Gandalf. After Sam tried to lead Pippin to Frodo and Gandalf but instead pushed him over, Merry and Pippin, accompanied by Boromir, bowled him over. Soon the entire fellowship except Frodo, Gandalf and Legolas, were squirming in the mud, throwing clumps of grass at each other. "Yummy!" Pippin yelled.

"Yummy what?!" Gimli screamed.

"Mud!" Pippin replied.

Legolas shook his head distastefully. "A disgusting thing mud is," he said "Tangles your hair and undoes the effect of shampoo! Ghastly!"

He shivered as he fingered his hair lovingly.

Frodo looked up at Gandalf.

"Are you still going to call them for an ana... annoc... annoooc... what's it called?" Gandalf smiled.

"Announcement. And yes, I will still call them". He drew himself up. "Aaaaatttteeeention!"

Everyone froze, some in mid movement. Pippin's hand was still on Sam's face, as he had been delivering a handful of mud before Gandalf spoke. Gimli held his mouth open, originally letting out a horrible battle cry. It seemed as though he was trying to sing opera in silence.

Gandalf cleared his throat.

" There is something I must tell you," he began "Something very important.."

Silence surrounded the fellowship before Merry burped, ruining the dramatic atmosphere.

"Go on," Gimli complained " Some of us haven't got all day!".

Gandalf continued. "All right then. As I said, there is something very important to tell you. Just now, Frodo gave me a request. He asked me for cake. Quite rudely, if I can say so myself. Anyway, this demand made me realize something. It made me realize that... " Gandalf paused, purposely, for tension "That we.. have NO CAKE AT ALL!"