these are just random things that come to my head every so often, i'll try and make at least one for each couple.
ME: I own twilight
THE SNIPER: -cocks gun, points at me-
ME: what?
THE SNIPER: I will shoot if you don't say it!-RUSSIAN ACCENT(just for the hell of it)-
ME: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I don't own twilight, there!
THE SNIPER: now go
ME: go what?
THE SNIPER: write the damned story!.... OR I WILL SHOOT
ME: OH! OKAY, OKAY!
Chapter 1:
"I may have broken a table or two
But mommy, honestly
I love you
ESME!
Please forgive me
Say that you love me!
PLATT!
Oh mommy, mommy!
Don't hurt me!"
I sang to Esme in a girly voice, for the tenth time in the past five minutes
She turned to shoot me a glare.
"If you ever, EVER sing that crap for me again, I swear, Emmett! You will not see the light of day!!!!" she yelled.
"But vampires don't need sleep, and we don't need light to see, right?" I spoke in an annoying tone, just to piss her off.
She shrieked, and threw a table at me.
I dodged it neatly.
I just love pissing Esme off! Especially when she accidentally throws her antiques at me!
Sadly, Carlisle walked in at that moment, and killed all the fun with his too-clean doctor hands.
He sighed at the sight of a furious Esme, and turned to glare at me.
Him: Emmett
Me: Yes?
Him: will you leave us two alone, please?
Me: OKEY DOKEY CARLYASSLEEE AND ESMAAAAY!
Him: -growl-
remember to READ AND REVIEW!!! look at the pweeety button! why don't you give it a click! ;P