Sesshomaru and the Blank Meadow
His life was empty... there was no turning back now... what had he done??
Sesshomaru sat with his head in his hands, wheezing for breath... he had, that night, dumped the greatest girl he'd ever met, and now... well, now there was no point in life. Why had he done it? Had he been possessed by some wicked demons during his downfall?
Then he looked up at the moon. They had always looked at it, back when... he couldn't get the words out of his thought process... but he had to. He had to forgive... and forget.
Dib, he thought mockingly. Why must she be so damn pretty?
He finally collected himself and stood up. It was time to move on, and by that I mean; find some other hot chick. He could get any girl he wanted... but did he now even want any new ones...?
Just then, across the blank meadow he barely noticed, she came from within the dark trees. He squinted in the hazed distance and saw his love.
"DIB!" he called with lust. He ran to her, and in a surprisingly quick amount of time, he was there. He held Dib close in his arms, her hazel eyes twinkling behind those glasses. "I... Dib, I'm sorry. I... love you."
"I'm Dib," agreed Dib, and they kissed passionately.
"Listen... I have something to ask you..." said Sesshomaru lightly. "... let's do it."
And they like, totally did it. Jazzy Jeff came out of the shadows with chicken fried chicken and was like, "OOOooOoOOOOOh!"
Later, Sesshomaru turned to Dib. But Dib had a secret.
"Sesshomaru," he said softly. "I'm not a woman, but a man."
"I noticed," said Sesshomaru weakly. "My love is a transsexual, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And he died. Dib shrugged and moved on.
The End.
Dib later got married to ZIM, and together they had thirty-six smeets.
Jazzy Jeff went on to be a banker, and, banking things, he did stuff.
Sesshomaru is dead to this day. Oh well.