Moon, Sun, and Stars

by Supa Supa Bad Truly Mad Moves

Book Five of the Three Way Crossover Saga. Three families have become one, and many enemies have been defeated. After the smoke has cleared and the rubble has been swept away, what now will become of us? Crossover of Max, Twilight, and MVA.

1. Steps

MOON, SUN, AND STARS

The Fifth and Final Book of the Three-Way Crossover Saga

A Crossover of Maximum Ride, Monsters vs. Aliens, and Twilight

Preface: "The Good Life"

Book One: "Monsters Vs Vampires"

Book Two: "ICBG"

Book Three: "Love and War"

Book Four: "Fallen"

Chapter 1: Steps

MAXIMUM RIDE

I was just thinking about how everything is a romance. Every story has the elements of romance in it. Usually it's some schmuck getting a hot babe. You never see a girl geek getting a hot guy. Well, you do, but first she becomes hot. Remember WALL-E? That was no environmental message. That was another schmuck-gets-babe movie.

I was toying with this idea while I sat at my dorm room desk, early in the morning. "What are you thinking about?" Fang asked, putting his hands on my shoulders.

"Jeff Dunham," I answered.

"What?"

"Jeff Dunham. The ventriloquist comedian? He's... he's not funny. Like, at all."

Fang was still standing behind me, so I couldn't see his face. I could imagine it well enough, though. "Jeff Dunham?" he repeated incredulously. "We made love last night and you're thinking about Jeff Dunham?"

Oh, yeah. That.

"Well..." I said, "I was thinking that, um... that was a bad idea."

I felt him slump behind me. "You didn't like it?"

"That's irrelevant. Whether I liked it or not, it was still a bad idea."

"Gotcha. You didn't enjoy it."

I turned around in my chair. "You want my honest appraisal? It was fabulous. But the fabulousness isn't really a factor. We shouldn't have done it. We just shouldn't have."

He lifted me to my feet and held me tight. "I still love you," he said.

"And I'm glad," I said, squeezing him back. "That's more than most kids can say after... after that. But... I don't know, I..."

Fang smirked, guessing at where I was going. "We can't get STDs, Max. We're not human."

"What if I get pregnant?" I whispered.

That got his attention. He straightened, then looked me right in the eye. "Would that be so terrible?" he asked.

I smiled. "No," I said, "I suppose it wouldn't be the worst thing. But let's not do this again. Say, four years?"

He nodded. "Okay," he said.