Just a Ridiculously silly joke I thought of last Night...It might not even be funny but I felt like posting it.
Disclaimer: alright disclaimers depress me so I refuse to make one seeing as it's painfully clear I have no hold over any of this!
Hermione's thoughts watched Ron across the dinner table:
There were about three things I was absolutely positive of.
First, Ron was a prat
Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part was-that hungered for my pork chop
Third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
I told you it was ridiculous, I think one of the lightswitches in my brain was off.