"Another day, another 3 star chips," Mako Tsunami said with a long sigh.
These days a good card game was hard to come by, since the economy had slowed down people bought less children's cards which in turn meant less people playing children's card games.
"Man," he sighed angrily, "if I have to duel another incompetent fool like Weevil I will tie a cinder block to my foot and drown in the loving embrace of my one true love, the Ocean!"
Ahh...just the simple thought of the Ocean and Mako's mind was at peace, even after a trying day of playing children's card games. Just the thought of being with the Ocean was enough to make Mako's manhood tremble with lust, the kind of lust one could only feel when thinking about a beloved body of water.
Mako's thoughts drifted from his hate for Weevil and his bug monsters to his arrival home, at the beach...dipping his feet in, not to check the temperature but to tease the ocean, then thrusting his whole body into the warm, wet, balmy embrace of his one true love.
Together they would mingle, the Ocean wrapped all around him as if they were in a never ending tango of passion, only pausing so Mako could regain his breath.
Mako sighed lovingly as he strolled onto his beachfront home.But his loving sigh was cut short. He could not believe what was happening before his eyes!
That aforementioned passionate tango with his one true love, the Ocean, was being preformed while he was busting his balls to win starchips.
Mako didn't know what
was worse. The fact the the Ocean was cheating on
him. Or the
fact that it was with a surfer...
...
An AMERICAN surfer!