Chapter one: Something Unusual

Draco is passing through his final year and is fully determined to make it worth remembering, he wants to do something extra ordinary, something no other Hogwarts student has done before and no one will ever be able to surpass... after a good load of thinking he comes across a resolution (although he suppresses the urge to throw up instantly). He would kiss each and every one of the Hogwarts members; even the staff… even the males. Try to beat that! He snickered regretfully, stroking the napkin across his mouth after relieving himself under the breakfast table.

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Having this thought in mind, Draco turned his head to the side and gulped, seeing Crabbe stuffing food in his mouth while on his other side Goyle was doing the same. A malfoy never turns back on his words…

"oh my God…"

"did you see what he did?"

Draco hurried out of the great hall, rubbing his sleeve across his assaulted lips. He wasn`t expecting that the ones on the other tables had also seen it, although the whole of the Slytherin had practically been petrified, forks drooping in mid air, mouths hanging open. Both of his first victims had let out high pitched shrieks before collapsing their faces in their plates, splashing the gooey contents around them. Draco had just coughed loudly, "excuse me." That was when the exclamations had begun.

He crossed the way to his dormitory in a flash, spitting randomly on the way. This was not going to work, he couldn`t just go on snogging everyone that came to his sight, he would have to make a list. That`s it! He thought, hunting his trunk for parchment and quill. sitting down on the bed, he tapped his forefinger on his chin thoughtfully, there was no way he could know the names of everyone in Hogwarts. In that case… He put both the things down slowly; I'll just have to rely on my memory.He had never forgotten anything, yet, how could he ever forget the faces of the bloody people he would have to lock lips with? Sick.

Having this thought in mind, Draco got up from his bed. The Slytherin common room was empty as everyone was still at the breakfast and he was grateful for that. He didn`t know if he would have been able to stand the stares and the pointing fingers and the giggles and the chuckles and the remarks and the sneers and the catcalls and the… stop it, okay?

Leaving the dungeons he battled over his options, go on snogging people randomly? That seemed less than appealing but what else did he have as an alternative? He knew that in a day or two everyone was going to consider him a retard. Sighing, he walked up one of stair cases. It shifted and linked up with a landing where a group of third year gryffindors were waiting to go down. Spotting him coming up they hunched over and started muttering in hushed tones. Draco wanted to pull out his wand and curse them into oblivion but restrained from the urge since he didn`t want to waste his precious time in detentions. Glaring at them he walked pass them, knowing he wouldn't be able to handle all of them at once.

Passing through a corridor to his first class of the day which happened to be charms Draco saw other seven year Slytherins making there way there, giving him side glances. Draco gave Nott the finger upon noticing him looking his way persistently. He stuck his tongue out at Draco and turned away, only to look back at him again after a few moments. Someone placed a hand over his shoulder and Draco turned to look at Blaise, he was grinning broadly. "I didn`t think you were…"

"i`m not!" Draco felt his cheeks burn from embarrassment.

"even if you are, Crabbe and Goyle?" Blaise ribbed, "I know so many men better than them." I mean look who`s in front of you.

"Blaise I am not g-" Draco was cut off by Flitwick`s squeaky voice ushering them inside the classroom. Draco glared at Blaise`s back and settled on the seat on the far corner of the big classroom. Throughout the whole lesson his eyes wandered across the room trying to pick the next target. The period went by quickly and Draco was astonished to see so many new faces that shared this period with him, the Slytherins had this class with the Hufflepuffs and he had never cared to spare at them. He also noticed another thing; his two cronies were nowhere to be seen. Shrugging, Draco got up and slung the bag over his shoulder, most of the people in the class had filed out after Flitwick. Just when he thought he was the only one left he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw a disturbed Pansy standing there. Draco glared at her irritably, then another thought crossed his mind and he alleviated his expressions.

"Draco…" She started as if about to cry, "How could you?"

"what?" He asked innocently.

"don`t play dumb, I saw you at the breakfast table and you were…" She broke out sobbing into her hands.

Not good, Draco thought, how will I do it if can`t see her lips?

"Pansy that was just a…" if he was going to kiss her he might as well spare her a moment of glee, holding a burst of laughter at her pitiful sight he continued, "fit. Yes, I was under a fit."

Pansy looked up at him with a hopeful glint in her eyes, "really?"

Draco looked at her skeptically, how thick was she? Who would believe that?

"yeah." Then he leaned in and…

He had to literally push Pansy away from him who was clinging on to his shirt. Sputtering on the floor beside him, he looked at her, she came forwards again and Draco had to hold her back with his hand pushing the side of her face away, "I knew you loved me." Her voice was muffled by his palm.

"Whatever." Draco muttered and ran out before she could make another attempt to catch him. Yuck! He knew that he had made Pansy`s day, or maybe her whole year for that matter, but it didn`t stop him from turning back and yelling, "sucker!"

He had kissed only three people he utterly felt disgusted with himself, not to mention that they were all Slytherins, what would happen when he would attempt on a Gryffindor or a Ravenclaw or, Draco gulped, a Hufflepuff? Maybe it wasn`t such a good idea after all, maybe he should just live on as every normal person. Draco shook his head as he went in the boy`s room, the toothbrush sticking out of robes pocket, he wasn`t a normal person, he was a Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. He brushed his teeth vigorously before heading out to the next class, Herbology.