Real song: Wrecking Ball

By: Miley Cyrus

Parody: Wrecking Hall by me

Summary: Marco wakes up late and finds out that the mess hall has been turned into a wreck hall.

Like the other parodies, everything gets read with the song except for the initial of the person's name.

M- Marco

T- Thatch

A- Ace

I- Izou

H- Haruta

W- Whitebeard

*One dramatic slow motion scene will look like this*

Talking

Thinking

Also, this is in Marco's P.O.V (again) XD

PARODY/STORY CONCEPT IS MINE!

Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda and Wrecking Ball obviously belongs to Miley Cyrus! I own nothing!


Woke up at ten, I overslept

That's not cool

I quickly get dressed

I wanted to get up early to get started on paperwork

All well, that's gonna have to wait because now I'm getting hungry

I walk out my room, make my way to the mess hall and open the door

It was more like a wrecking hall

I've never seen such a huge mess

All I wanted to eat breakfast

There was food everywhere

It's a food fight

Oh, great

Now here comes Thatch, joy

T: "Marco! I swear I didn't start this food fight!"

M: "Then explain who did."

T: "It was Ace! He threw food at me and now we're hiding all around…"

M: "Can't you guys ever stay out of trouble when I am not around?"

T: "Sorry, but I had to throw something back…"

I: "Look out!"

H: "Incoming, guys!"

I saw a pie flying towards me

And it hit me right on my face

And it happens to be pineapple

I just let the pie fall off

M: "Who just hit me?!"

I yell storming my way towards Ace

A: "I did not throw that pie at you!"

M: "I already know you started this!"

A: "It's not my fault! It was…"

M: "No excuses!"

A: "But…"

M: "You… Are in big trouble!"

Ace never meant to start a war

A food fight war to be exact

A: "It was Thatch who started this!"

M: "I don't wanna hear excuses! You're all gonna clean up this mess!"

Random person: "You're here now so you gotta help to."

Someone said where I was before

*I grabbed a pie, threw it and everyone watched where it was heading*

*It hit Oyaji on his face*

He just stood there as the pie fell

W: "Who had the nerve to throw that pie at me?"

He said sort of angry

"Please don't blame me." I thought as I went to sit down

"It was Marco!" Most of them blamed

I flinched when Oyaji looked at me

I received an hour long lecture from him

For something I didn't start

Why did they have to blame me?


Yay, I'm done! The ending felt kind of short but, eh. I'm proud of it!

Marco: "Why am I always taking all the blame in these stories?"

Me: "Cuz you're fun to bother."

Whitebeard: "Marco, get back in your room!"

"Yes, Oyaji!"

Haruta: "How long do you think he'll be punished?"

Ace: "I say about a week."

Thatch: "How long do you think it'll be before he goes crazy in there?"

Haruta: "I'll give him the whole week."

"I give him eleven minutes."

Whitebeard: "Get back to cleaning the kitchen!"

Ace, Thatch and Haruta: "Yes, Oyaji!"

Me: "Review, please!" XD