WHAT GOES ON IN L'S HEAD
" " - Watari speaking out loud
' ' - L speaking out loud
Italics -L thinking
* * - Either Watari thinking or time passing
* - Something important at bottom
Ch.1 : Waking up
It was an awfully cold mid-winter morning. L was burried deep beneath his blanket and comforter, due to the freezing cold of the night before and the cold that has currently invaded his bedroom. The only reason this happened was because he was too tired to turn the heater* on in his room last night. I tcouldn't be helped was up for too many weeks he needed a proper sleeping arrangement. Even so he woke up in an extremely sour mood, partly mad at himself for not turning the heater on last night and having to traverse the frigid cold wood floor in bear feet this morning. And also partly at the cold itself for waking him and making him well... cold.
The comforter bent slightly at the edge of the bed and lifted up just a crack. A pair of small very tired looking eyes came peeking out from beneath the comforter, assesing the length of painfully cold floor to be crossed to find heat then turning and bolting back to the safety and warmth of the bed. It was exactly 6.82* meters to cross to and from the heater, which makes it 12.56 meters in all. The tired eyes became angry, and glared heatedly at the offending metal contraption. Those eyes stared intently for several seconds as if trying to make the machine turn on simply with the amount of hatred that seeped from that glare.
*God awfull heater, why can't we make a friggin heater that turns on automatically when it's friggin cold out!! L slowly dug himself out from beneath the layer of warmth and crouched near the edge of the bed. He had his regular baggy pants one, with a white undershirt*. He looked down at the floor again with a cringe. Freezing his feet this early in the day was not at the top of his list.
He looked down sadly at his toes wiggling over the edge of the bed. Hella toes. Look guys I'm really sorry about this but I need some warmth. Now we have to treck over the frozen cold tundra to reach our spoils. Bear with me commrades, bear with me!
He jumped quickly off the bed to the floor. The second his feet touched the ground a large throbbing pain of coldness shot throughout him. He sprinted toward the heater with a continueing mantra repeating within his mind.
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!
Cold!!
L stopped in front of the heater, flipped the switch on, and ran back to bed fast as lightning. Even though he was out of bed for only a short while, his feet were practicaly ice. He was only centimeters from the edge of the bed. The wamth he left behind called out to him beckoned him to return to a comfortable land of slumber and relaxation. He was going to make it, just a few more feet and he would be back in his wonderfull bed sleeping away the afteroon, planning to reach the top of the bed he jumped....
The intercom came to life, Watari's cheery voice rang out through the room, causing L's balance to faulter... therefore causing him to bounce on the bed and land painfully on the other side.
" Good morning L, I figured I'd check up on you considering you've slept longer than usual. The thud from the ceiling tells me that you are indeed awake. Breakfast shall be on the table in twenty minutes, please come and join me soon."
With half of his body proped up at a ninety degree angle against the bed whose blankets and comforter were now strewn across the room, with his face in the ground he let out an inaudible thought, Damn you....
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Ten minutes later L sat in his ussual style at the l;arge wooden kitchen table, waiting on Watari to brin in the breakfast from the kitchen. Although his appearance was indifferent, he was chewing his nail in great anxiety.
What is taking him so long. Come on allready, you ruined my rest with the intercom, made me hurry up getting dressed forcing me to injure my toe, then had me run downstairs for breakfast when it's not even done yet. God so help me, Watari if breakfast isn't here soon I'll-
His thought's were cut short with the smell of delicious triple chocolate chip pancakes wahfting towards his alert albeit cold nose. When the breakfast tray came into view it was 3x's better than he smelled it!! With several slices of cake all different styles, with cups of jello jiggling, small bowls of fruit salad, pancakes smothered in strawberry syrup, chcolote syrup, whipped cream, 2 scoops of strawberry ice ceam, with 3 cherries and a strawberry on top.
If his thumb wasn't blocking the saliva, L would have drooled 10 inches of spit all over the tables and most of the floor. Watari rolled the tray right over to L, and set the foods all within his reach. Watari then returned to the kitchen and fetched his own breakfast, sat across the L and wished him a , " Bon Appetite." You didn't have to tell him twice he dug into the cake and pancakes first, eating both at the same time at top speeds.
This is amazing, delicious, almost orgasmic, Almost!! Ha, I gotta say whoever said -the way to a mans heart is through his stomach- was a fucking genuis. Oh these strawberries are soo juicy, I can barely hold it all in my mouth. Hhmmm I'd probably look like a vampire if it started dripping from my mouth, maybe if I got some gummy vampire teeth it'd be a little more realistic. Heh-heh-heh-heh, I now have an idea for Watari's halloween surprise.
L ate his breakfast in big gulps, while humming a lovely little thing with only a few notes. He had a wonderfully big smile on his face and syrup smeared all around his mouth. Watari ate his breakfast in silence knowing he avoided making L unhappy on his vacation by a slight hair. It was so hard to tell with the unreadable detective, but Watari had it down to a science on how to avoid L's vengence. For although he was grown, he had a knack for ingenious pranks of revenge, which from past experiences could have only grown more heinous and cruel. Watari continued his breakfast hoping L had a chance to relax for once, and not have an 'episode' like last time, when he got angry at the airline from being stuck there so long.
It was a most terrible *memory, he got so mad and anxious that he actually started yelling and swearing at the people there. Although he was acting his age, he was taking it too far and almost got them sent to jail. Thankfully having been prepared for anything Watari was able to get them out of trouble and to their destination quickly after only a few minor dellays. He got a headache just thinking about it. He looked across the table and saw that L was nearly done with his sugary mountain of food, hopefully his activities would keep him occupied longer than his breakfast did.
Huh??! Aww dammit, the foods almost gone. Grr.... what the hell am I supposed to do now, go outside in this cold, yea I'f rather chop my own head off and I don't mean the one I'm thinking with. I hate the outside anyway, maybe some inside activities...nah there's nothing here besides tv, the computer, and video games, and Watari wont let me be Justice cuz' I'm on my vacation, I need to relax Blah-blah-blahblah... Aww, screw it, I'll figure something out.
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End of chapter one, sorry people, see I figured that L keeps a lot of things in his head. And after all who we are to people is not the same as what we are in our minds, so I wanted to make L seem more like a normal guy thinking about the stuff around him and keeping himself away from boredom. So now we get to see what's in his head from my point of view. I'll do my best to make it more entertaining as it goes on, and I might even put in a fe wmore charas *wink-wink.
1.)Heater*- my room at home is really big so in the winter it's very cold cuz the tiny heater vents can't warm it enough. So I bought another heater, medium sized, and it's plugable. It keeps my room nice and cozy. Except when I fall asleep from too much work and it's off. I have to walk over the god awfull frozen floor to turn it on. IT'S TORTURE ON MY POOR TOES!!
2.) 6.83* meters= 22.359 feet/ 12.56 meters about 44.72 feet.
3.) *God awfull heater.....cold out- Yea it's a thought I had when I was pissed, if all teh heaters in the world were created so that after it reached a certain cold temperature, as long as they were plugged in they would turn on by themselves and when it gets warm they'd turn off.
4.) * white undershirt- since he wears little clothes to begin with I figured he'd sleep in less, but he didn't strike me as someone to nap in his underwear when it was freezing out, so I settled on this.
5.)* Memory- Yeah this is the first time L ever got so mad as to throw a tantrum in public, I will probably give you the whole details at the end of the entire story I have in mind... well, only if the story get's a somewhat good review
Thanks for reading!!