Inbox of Edward Cullen
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You've reached Edward Cullen and I am probably just out um… camping, (cough cough)
So I can't answer my awesomely expensive phone that has the background of this cute girl, who I try not to eat. Hehe, bye.
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Hey Eddie. Um... Tanya. Haven't talked to you in a couple of decades. Um… nice answering machine. Don't you think it's a little revealing? Who is Bella? And have you eaten her yet? (Her voice sounding hopeful)
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Hey Edward. It's Eleazar. Camping, right. Um... just seeing how you are Carmen says hello. Um... not much new with us. Don't you think that your answering machine is a little revealing? And if you are afraid to eat this so called "Bella" leave her be. Well, we all hope to se you soon. Irina should be stopping by soon. Well, Alice has probably already told you that. See you soon my dear old friend.
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Hey Ed. How is Bells keeping up? Well, more importantly, how is the baby that you shoved inside of her?! Okay, sorry Ed. I'll try to stay in control so that I don't phase in front of my house. Okay, well if you here Seth thinking about it, not my fault that we share thoughts. Anyway, send Bella my love. But, I still hate you! Oh and bye the way, isn't your answering machine a little revealing? I don't have "I'm gonna go phase now and try to kill some vampire scum." No, I do not. Protect the gosh darn secret! (Scoffs) Idiot.
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Hey Ed. Me, Rose Emmet, Jasper and Alice are going hunting this weekend; if we are gone when you and Bella get back I have a few rules. One, no wild parties and two, feed her. Hey and Ed, don't you think your answering machine is a little revealing.
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Hello Edward. I just wanted to say congratulations on your wedding and I hope your new wife likes my gift. I suspect things are going smoothly because neither you nor your wife has come to Volterra again. And don't you think that your answering machine is a little revealing? Marcus sends his congratulations as well. Good day.
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Edward stared at his phone in aw. He should have checked his voicemail earlier. Then, there wouldn't have been this little mishap.