..::Loony Limericks
..::Lil' Bode
..:: Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE, THAT IS PROPERTY PF J.K. ROWLING, AND, OR WARNER BROTHERS.
..:: I wrote these a long time ago and just now remembered them and I was bore so I typed them up and thought I might as well publish them. I will warn you some of them are not the best. I'll leave a comment at the end of each one so you know what I think about it
Severous was a young man from Esser
Who knowledge grew less and lesser
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all
And now he's a school professor
..:: okay wow I like that one it is one of the best
Umbridge was a young girl from Esser
Who knowledge grew less and lesser
It at last grew so small
She knew nothing at all
And now she's a school professor
..:: okay I now your like she just change the severous to umbridge and he to she, but I thought this one fit well also
Draco once dreamed there was a cow
Who stood in the road and got hit by a plow
It started to scream
He realized it wasn't a dream
He looked and saw Pansy, "Know How?"
..:: the know how part is dumb but I kinda like it
There once was a kid named Blaise
Who once went through a phase
He was really irate
And always ate
A certain dessert called sundaes
..:: this one just plain sucks but I let you see it because I'm nice
There is a boy named Harry Potter
I think others are much hotter
He had a craze
It went on for days
Which caused him not to stand but totter
..:: doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense
A friend of Harry Potter's was Ron
Who decided to muggley mow the lawn
Many things went wrong
It took so incredibly long
He finished at 5 minutes till dawn
..:: second best after the first two
There was a boy named Draco Malfoy
He was the biggest killjoy
But he was hot
Granger liked him a lot
She was the one he tried to annoy
..:: I just had to have one about malfoy, hehe he is so fione
..:: okay that is it, if I can think of more I will add them lol, hope u liked them, and u gotta review, makes me warm and fluffy