Pok'edmon: The Pilot Series!
Chapter 1: Pokemon Ed'ition

[Warning: This in no way canon to regular Pok'edmon]

"Rhyhorn, Tackle!" Eddy commanded has his Rock Rhino charged at a tiny plug monster.

"Don't give up Elekid" Double D encouraged as his pokemon. "Cross Chop" Double D ordered. Elekid charged at Rhyhorn, only to be blind-sighted by Ed's Magby.

"Yup-Ya-Woo" Ed whooped happily. "Magby, use Fire Punch. It goes woosh'"

Magby suddenly changed targets and slammed a fist full of fire into Rhyhorn. Rhyhorn was then Low Kicked by Elekid, KOing it.

"Ed" Eddy whined. "I thought you were on my team!" Eddy returned his Rhyhorn, sulking.

"It's a three-way battle Eddy" Double D explained. "There are no sides".

Before Ed and Double D could finish their showdown, a van pulled up besides the make-shift arena. Out stepped a middle aged man, wearing a lab coat.

"Oh my word. It's Professor Oak!" Double D said surprised. Double D was a big fan of Oak's work.

"Hello children" Oak smiled. "I'm hear because I heard that some very skilled pokemon trainers live in this town"

"That would be us, old-timer!" Eddy shouted.

"Eddy, Manners" Double D said.

"Oh, it's no trouble" Oak said with a grin. "Come down to my research centre in Rethink Avenue at 4: 00. I'll be ready to show you everything by then" Oak said as he began to walk into town.

"Sheesh, what a perv" Eddy said loudly and rudely.

"Eddy, Manners" Double D scolded. "Now, we should probably clear the arena away before it disrupts the traffic". Double D turned to Ed and said "Ed, Bulldozer Please"

Ed's attention snapped as he somehow contorted his arms into that of a bulldozers and he lifted the entire arena. Ed's Magby was wearing a hardhat and was pulling Ed's ears as if they were levers.

"Well I still don't buy it" Eddy said as he went to Jimmy's house. Why? Because Jimmy was the only kid in town who had a pokemon rejuvenating ionising central kit, or P.R.I.C.K's as they were called.

[4: 02]

"Are, there you are" Oak said as Ed, Edd n Eddy walked into his research centre. Eddy was giving a "Clearly I'm Bored" face, Double D had his tattered old pencil behind his ear and notebook in hand and Ed was stuffing his face with prawn cocktail flavoured crisps. Rhyhorn was Carrying Eddy on it's back. Magby was on Ed's shoulder, also gobbling crisps. Elekid was in Double D's hat.

"Now, Edwin, Eddward and Edmund, I am about to ask for you're assistance in a most important matter." Oak said seriously. "If you so wish to assist me, you are to travel around a region of your choice, and help me complete the Pokedex". Oak handed them a world map, to choose which region.

"Ed wants to go to Sinnoh!"
"I think Johto is a more preferable choice"
"Kanto is were hot people live"

Eventually, the Eds decided to go to Hoenn. Oak gave them a Pokedex, Pokenav and Pokétch each.

"Now" Oak said. As official pokemon trainers, I must now give you a pokemon"

"Alright" Eddy said. "Free pokemon"

Oak led the Eds to a large pen. Inside were 12 pokemon. A; Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, Chikorita, Cyndaquill, Totodile, Treecko, Torchick, Mudkip, Turtwig, Chimchar and a Piplup.

"Take you're pick" Oak said. Ed rushed towards Torchick yelling "Chicken!" However, Piplup, offended that it wasn't the absolute first priority, jumped it Ed's way, which accidentally pushed Treecko into Chimchar, who attacked Turtwig in fury, setting off a chain reaction.

By the time the fracas was over, there was a hole in the wall and the only Pokémon left in the pen were the Kanto starters, Chikorita, Torchick and Piplup.

"This is disastrous!" Oak wailed. "Those Pokémon aren't bred for the outside. Boys" Oak said as he turned to the Eds. "I need you to get those six Pokémon back. Please!"

Double D nodded and said. "We shall undertake this mission".

"Hey" Eddy snapped. "I'm in charge of this operation. Now, I say we split up and when we find two of the Pokémon, we come back here!" Eddy instructed, oddly insightfully. Double D was quite surprised by Eddy's maturity in the situation, and went along with no complaints.

[With Ed and Magby]

Ed was at the swimming hole because he saw something shiny at the bottom of the lake.

"Hey Magby, if its treasure we could sell it for cash and Eddy will give a pudding skin!" Ed said as he dived into the water. "Coming Magby?"

"(No thank you comrade)" Magby said in an outrageously fake Russian accent.

Ed submerged with Totodile latched on his head. "Look what I found" Ed said.

"(Good on ya Mate!)" Totodile said in an equally fake Australian Accent.

"(Hey)" Magby said, still maintaining his Russian persona. "(I do the accents around here)"

[With Double D and Elekid]

Double D and Elekid were wandering through the forest, having seen a green blur rush into it. Currently, Double D, having had several terrible memories of the Kankers flood back into his mind, was in a fetal position and Elekid was dragging him through the woods. Elekid paused when he heard a rustling through the trees. Treecko jumped down and was wearing a black skull cap, sunglasses and a golden chain. He was also holding a microphone that was likely stolen from a Jigglypuff.

"(Treecko, you better come with us right now!)" Elekid demanded, trying to sound as tough as he could, but failing miserably.

"(Yo-yo-yo dawg)" Treecko said in a rappers voice. "(Fo'Schizzel, You being all up in my crib)"

"Ow, my head!" Double D said as he woke from his trance. "Oh my Elekid, you found the missing Pokémon, well done"

Double D had captured Treecko in a butterfly net, a was off to find another pokemon.

[With Eddy and Rhyhorn]

Eddy was in the Junkyard with Rhyhorn because he had seen a pillar of fire blasting a car into the Cul-De-Sac. Sure enough, Cyndaquill was blasting everything in sight.

"Rhyhorn, Rock Blast!" Eddy commanded as Rhyhorn spat boulders at the fire shrew. Cyndaquill dodged the boulders and then started to eat the boulder!

"What the…?" Eddy asked quizzically, before Cyndaquill started to spew lava at the two.

"(Eat lava bitches)" Cyndaquill jeered.

Some of the lave was flecked onto Rhyhorn, who because to frown, the breathe heavily, then grit his teeth, then began seeing red. And then he charged at the little pokemon. Eddy was ontop of Rhyhorn screaming in fright.

Cyndaquill then somehow managed to stop Rhyhorn with just two hands. Eddy looked impressed.

"Hey Quillo" Eddy said. "Ya wanna come with me and my buddies on the most ass-kicking adventure ever?" Eddy offered.

Cyndaquill, interested in the offer, shook Eddy's hand, ready to adventure with him.

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