Ares, Mac(Dark Spiderman) © Marvel
Crashbox © HBO

Mac was enjoying some quality tv time when Ares entered, just in time to hear the small rusted robot on the screen announce the Think Tank segment. He rounded the back of the couch and sat on the far end by the arm only just managing to avoid the assorted crumbs scattered on the middle couch cushion where Mac was seated.

"What are you watching?"

"Wha-ff tcht! What do you mean what am I watching, it's Crashbox!" Mac sputtered, looking at Ares as if he was the crazy one in the room. Ares just shook his head and turned his attention back to the tv.

~Find what these three got in common.
"We got some corn, a balloon, and a cute little weasel."
Use your eyes, use your brain, before these clues go down the drain.~

"They're all things you poop out." Mac said, a little excitedly, around the mouthful of popcorn. Ares placed his hand across his brow with his fingers covering his eyes as he let out a sigh.

~They're all things you pop!~

"Pff, what a load of crap."

Ares snorted quietly as Mac made a face at the tv screen before shoveling a few Cheetos Puffs into his mouth, sucking the thick orange dust off his fingers loudly. The tank filled up with water again as the second round started.

~We got a paper airplane, laundry and someone's arms.~

"They're all things you eat," Mac answered with a smug grin.

This time Ares turned to look at his fellow Avenger with a confused look. After a moment or two Mac seemed to notice eyes on him and looked at the large man beside him.

"What? They are... sometimes."

"Wouldn't all those technically be things you poop out too?" Mac just blinked once, then twice.

"I'm not following."

"Well if you eat those things won't you eventually poop them out too?" Ares explained, gesturing toward the tv with one hand.

Mac seem to think about it for a moment, slowly stuffing another handful of popcorn into his mouth and chewing.

"Huh. Yeah, I guess you're right. Nice one."

Both men turned their attention back to the tv and watched as Captain Bob announced that a paper airplane, laundry and someone's arms are all things you fold, not eat.

"Do Asgardians poop too?"

"Oh Christ Mac..."

-Fin-

This is what happens when you watch a show like Crashbox with Dark Avengers, mostly Mac, on the brain. I don't know too much about Ares so if it seems weird oh well. Please review! Snugs & kisses~3