I was at an Anime club at the library last night and this is a true story with a Sailor Moon twist. If we were allowed and I'd recorded it I'd post it with this this story and trust me. SOme of you'd be falling out of your seats laughing. Mary= Lita, Maggie= Raye, Alexis= Amy, me= Serena.

Lita's Death

By Sailor Phoenix1997

Raye pulled a bag of Cheetos from the chip bag and gave it a shake.

"Here Lita." She threw it across the room at her brunette friend. Lita tried to catch it but it jumped from her hands. It knocked over Amy's coke and knocked itself into the wall. Lita followed quickly but hit her head against the wood. Serena winced.

"Oh. That's going to leave a mark." Lita collapsed onto the floor meanwhile Amy was frantically looking for some paper towels. Raye cleaned up the Coke mess while Amy checked on Lita.

"She's not moving," Amy said pointing down.

"I can see the headlines now. CHEETOS THE MOST DANGEROUS SNACK EVER. And Raye in jail for murder of Lita Kino," Serena said as she put her hands on her hips. "Way to go Mars. You killed Jupiter." Lita stirred. "Oh. Never mind."


A/N: This is an actual story. I swear it was the funniest thing in the whole dang world. And the weird part is the Mary wasn't hurt at all. Please review.