The Persetatot
Two young girls drive up to a young man on the street corner. They begin to bicker like young children.
Girl 1: Ask 'em!! Ask 'em! Just ASK already!
Girl 2: NO WAY! I'm not gonan do it. No, no! That's final! Absolutely NOT!
Arguing continues, and you notice that the second girl is completely sloshed. The first girl finally concedes
Girl 1: Fine, I'll do it!
She leans out of the car to address the man, who is awkwardly standing on the street corner.
Girl 1: Excuse me? Hey! Got a sec'?
The young man approaches the car, smiling flirtatiously
Girl 1: Um… Are you a persetatot?
The man looks confused for a moment, then realizes what she means, and crouches to look into the window
Man: Baby, for the right price, I'll be whatever you want me to be
Girl 2: Just get in the car before someone sees you!
The man gets into the car, lounging on the back seats like he owns them
Girl 1: So umm, where did you grow up, Mister…?
Man: It was a small town, everyone knew each other very he puts his hand on her knee) well
Girl 1: oh… (she gulps) was is cold there?
Man: Yeah, it was a bit nippy
Girl 1: How did you keep warm?
Drunk confused look
Man: Well, friction can produce a lot of heat (he leans forward between them) Mind if I turn up the radio? This song is great mood music
Girl 1: Of course! I love this song!
The man turns to the other girl, as the first starts to drunk dance to the radio
Man: What's your problem, sweet cheeks?
Girl 2: (she looks around nervously before answering) uh… I like women!
Man: Who said that was a problem?
The girl glances back at him confused
Man: What's your name, sweetcheeks?
Girl 2: Maggie, what about you?
Man: (leaning forward) My name doesn't matter, Maggie, but I could show you a ferocious beast
Girl 2: You're a pig!
Man: (nodding) I could put on a snout, and oink, if that's what you're into. I don't judge
Girl 1: (turning to look at him excitedly) does that cost extra?
Man: Only a little, my prices are for tight wallets, and my services are for tight-
Girl 2: OK! Well, we'd better be going. Have a nice night, sir, and good luck with business and all that!
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