Title: Tossed Salad, Yummy Yummy
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Captain Feathersword/Anthony
Rating: M
Word Count: 470
Summary: The Wiggles fic. It's porn. I'm going to hell. It helps if you know the Wiggles overused shticks.
Warnings/ Kinks: BJ, Anal, you'll go to hell for reading this too.

Captain Feathersword kicked his feet up on the table at the Wiggle's house, taking the flask out from under his belt, tipping it back and letting the whiskey flow into his mouth. He didn't hear the blue shirted man come up quietly behind him, and jumped when he felt the fit older man's hands on his shoulder, spilling the liquid on himself.

"At the bottle again, Captain?" Anthony asked politely with a slight smile, still behind the captain, drawing his face close to his.

"Oh ho I didn't see you there, Anthony." the captain said gruffly with a laugh, . "How are you, my boy?" he turned his head to look at Anthony.

Anthony smirked. "Hungry." he answered, wincing slightly from the sheer scent of the alcohol on Captain Feathersword's breath. The leering, suggestive look on Anthony's face was clear even to the intoxicated captain, and as if it wasn't, Anthony flipped his leg over to straddle the younger man, looking into his eyes and knocking his silly hat off backwards.

"Captain's magic buttons aren't gonna unbutton themselves, boy." The captain said, bringing his legs down and apart and pushing Anthony to his knees.

Anthony grinned up at the captain and licked his lips, casually flicking the buttons of the pirate's pants open one by one. "One... two... three..." he counted.

"Anthony." Captain Feathersword said warningly. "Well? Blow me down."

Anthony smirked but obeyed, pulling down the mans pants and revealing the Captain's cock, he purred at it slightly before licking it up and down, feeling him growing hard against his tongue. Then he took it all in his mouth at once, flicking his tongue around on the sensitive areas, fondling the captains balls and hearing the younger man moan and gasp.

"Fuck, Tony, bend over the table, I want to fuck you so hard." the captain said, pushing Anthony back and standing up. He watched Anthony pull his pants down and let them fall to his ankles and bend over the table, wiggling his ass slightly. Captain licked his fingers and used his spit to lubricate Anthony's ass before driving into him over and over, gripping his hair, shoving Anthony's face into the colorful wiggley table. Anthony cried out in simultaneous pain and pleasure.

"Oh god, you shiver me timbers Anthony!" Captain Feathersword cried out.

Suddenly, there was singing outside. Captain Feathersword gasped as he came, shoving back off Anthony and pulling up his pants quickly As Anthony pulled up his pants and the captain buckled his belt, the rest of the Wiggles and Dorothly came in.

"Well Anthony." Dorothy said, with a high tittering laugh as she noticed how embarrassed the two men looked. "Now I have seen a laddie that goes this way and that."