A/N: Here I am again with another story haha. It's gonna be a oneshot of the parody song "Good Morning Voldemort" with Bellatrix singing it :p so now without much ado, here is the story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter as it belongs to JK Rowling and the song lyrics belong to Alex Chester

The Deatheaters were quiet while trying to figure out what to do about Potter and how to kill him and take over Hogwarts when the doors slammed open, startling a few Deatheaters so they turned
to see Bellatrix dancing into the room, music followed then she got to Voldemort before she started to sing.

"Oh, oh, oh, woke up today ready to say that I'm all yours.
Oh, oh, your battling someone who I can't beat but you will defeat that boy with the scar and we will go far, put a dark mark in the sky above. Oh, oh, oh, then I will be with the man and the snake that I love."

The Deatheaters stared in shock as Voldemort sunk down in his seat very embarrassed then Bellatrix pulled Voldemort to his feet and spread her arms as she started to sing more

"Good morning Voldemort! The sun rises with the dark lord. How I wish you will rise for me, so just fulfill that prophesy. Good morning Voldemort!
And when you put an end to this war, this girl's gonna wake up to see Voldemort and Me."

Voldemort yanked his arm away and hissed, "Bellatrix, stop this nonsense right now! Sit down and focus!" But Bellatrix only sang more.

"Good morning Voldemort! Your not Tom Riddle anymore. I lose the breath that's in my lungs, when you start speaking parceltongue. Good morning Voldemort! Now that Snape has dispatched Dumbledore, this girl's gonna wake up to see, Voldemort and me."

Voldemort sunk far into his chair and covered his eyes as he mumbled "Stop. Stop it at once!" But Bellatrix wouldn't listen and kept on singing but was now dancing as well.

"For you I would go above and beyond. You know I would love to hold your wand. We'll be together, I'm sure of that now, and we're gonna make that unbreakable vow."

The Death Eaters were now laughing hysterically but silently then Voldemort glared at them so they shut up and Bellatrix wouldn't stop singing and she suddenly leapt into Voldemort's arms and he had no choice but to catch her as she kept singing.

"So, oh, oh, say you'll be mine, and my heart will fly like a hippogriff. Oh, oh, the mirror of Erised shows me you, and it shows me too. I promise you this, that a dementor's kiss would just send me running into your arms. Oh, oh, oh, I'd feel so safe
like I'm under your patrons chaaaaaaaaaarm."

Then she pushed out of his arms and walked around the table touching some of the Death Eaters and then spun around while singing the last line.

"I love you Voldemort! Though you are rotten to the core, my love is never witherin', for the true error of Slytherin. I promise Voldemort! I'll be your servant for ever more. I hope that you'll service me, when we're married we'll be Voldemort and me!
Voldemort and me!
Voldemort and meee-ee-ee-ee!"

Then, getting to her seat she sat down and folded her hands perfectly in front of her like nothing had happened.

A/N: I hope y'all liked it and I hope you had a good laugh. I tried making it as funny as I could but I think I failed. There are mistakes in the lyrics but don't mind it, it's not mine I copied the lyrics from MetroLyrics and the person who wrote them
didn't check their spelling. Anyway adios!