This is the eighth story of my series. House, Cuddy, Wilson, and Natalie are heading to a small town in Ohio to visit House's parents for Labor Day weekend.

Sky Pilot

August 31st

2:00pm

House, Cuddy, Wilson, and Natalie were standing in line at the airport, waiting to board their plane.

"Stop picking at the back of your head," Cuddy said to House.

"I have a killer zit back there," House said.

"I think they have officially become an old married couple," Natalie said to Wilson.

"No we haven't," House said. "We still do it like a hundred times a week."

"House!" Cuddy said as she hit him in the arm when she noticed that person taking the tickets laughing at what he said.

"What?" House asked. "You don't think she has had sex before."

"That doesn't mean I want her to know about our sex life," Cuddy said.

"Can I know about it?" Natalie asked. "It fascinates me."

"You are such a perv," House said. "Save those comments for my father."

"Please control your mouth in front of his father," Cuddy said to Natalie.

"If I have to do that, what is the point of me coming?" Natalie asked with a smile.

"So you and Wilson can do it in Ohio," House said.

"Shut up House," Wilson said to him.

"What?" House asked. "I heard that what happens in Ohio, stays in Ohio. Of course, I did hear that from the same guy that thought Lebanon was one of the 50 states."

"This is going to be a long couple of days," Cuddy said.

"As least you get to spend it with me," House said in a gay voice as he gave her a hug.

"Can we not make this number 101 for the week and keep moving," the ticket collector said to House and Cuddy.

"Please tell me that you are one of our flight attendants," House said to her.

"I am," she said. "Don't even think about joining the mile high club up there."

"Like we are not already members," House said as she ripped their tickets. "Maybe not Wilson. He is kind of a prude."

"We can change that," the flight attendant said as she gave Wilson as smile, causing him to blush. Cuddy shoved House to get him moving before her caused even more of a scene.

The four of them boarded the plane and took their seats. Wilson and Natalie sat in the two seats in front of House and Cuddy. Natalie turned around in her seat to ask Cuddy a question. "So when do you think we are going to make it to his parents house?" Natalie asked her.

"The flight lands at 6:30 and it will take us about an hour and a half to drive from the airport to their house," Cuddy said. "Between 8:30 and 9:00 would be my guess." Natalie turned back around and started having a conversation with Wilson.

Cuddy looked over at House, who was just staring at the back of Natalie's seat.

"Are you okay?" Cuddy asked him.

"I am just trying to get mentally prepared for it all," House said. "I haven't been back there in about 20 years."

"I'm fine," House said.

"Are you?" Cuddy asked.

"Yeah," House said. "This is going to make my mom very happy. She is going to like her son being back in her house. It is just too bad my dad has to be there."

"Just stay close to me," Cuddy said. "He knows that if he goes off on you, I will go off on him."

"I hope our baby is never going to be having this conversation with their significant other," House whispered to Cuddy so only she could hear.

"As long as we have learned from our parents mistakes, we will be fine," Cuddy whispered back to him.

Natalie turned back around and looked at House and Cuddy. "What are you guys whispering about?" Natalie asked.

"Your face," House said. "We were trying to decide if you born that way or if you were beat with an ugly stick."

"It's probably sex plans," Wilson said. "Some people look for exits when they are in a new place in cause there is a fire, while House looks for places to take Cuddy."

"Thank you for putting that so delicately," Cuddy said.

"Have you guys ever seriously done it on an airplane?" Natalie asked them.

"Should you ever believe anything his says?" Cuddy said back to Natalie.

"She is stalling," Natalie said to Wilson. "That means yes."

"No we have not," Cuddy said.

"Let's see if she can say that in a couple of hours," House said.

"I will be able to," Cuddy said to him. No she won't, House mouthed to Natalie.

"Yes, I will," Cuddy said. "And the next time you mouth something, make sure that I am not still looking at you."

"But it's funnier that way," House said.

"It is," Natalie said. The flight attendant they met earlier came walking by them.

"Excuse me," House said to her.

"Yes?" She asked House.

"Can you tell me if there are any snakes on the plane?" House asked her. "Samuel L. Jackson isn't here to protect us."

"Don't worry," she said to House. "We make sure only to put snakes on a plane in which he is on."

"I feel better already," House said to her as she rolled her eyes.

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