Friend Like Me (Joker's Version)
I do not own Justice League or Aladdin. All rights belong to DC Comics and Disney. As part of a continuation from One Jump Ahead, this is a Robin Williams tribute. And who better to perform it than the Clown Prince of Crime himself, but in a different light!
Joker: well Captain Marvel had them forty thieves
Hercules had a thousands tales
Dinah you're in luck 'cause up your sleeve
You've got some random magic that never fails
You've got some power in your quarter now
Spare ammunition in your can
Just a little punch, pizazze, all you gotta do is rub that lamp and I'll say
Ms. Black Canary, ma'am, what will your pleasure be?
Lemme take your order, jot it down, you aint never had a friend like me
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd!
You want to whisper what is you want?
You aint never had a friend like me!
Yes girl we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the queen to shine
You want a wish? Here's your true dish
A little more Rocky Road?
Try some of column A, try all of column B,
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You aint had a friend like me
Can your friends do that?
Can your friends do this?
Can your friends go BOOM?
I love that part
Can your friends go abracadra, let it rip
And suddenly disappear?
So don't let them catch your boogie eyes
I'm a genie for eternal affair
Cause what you wish I really want to know
All you got to do is rub that lamp, whoa;
Ms. Black Canary, ma'am, have a wish, or two, or three
I'm on the job
You aint never had a friend, you aint never had a friend, never had a friend
You aint… never… had a…. FRIEND LIKE ME!
Ha ha ha!
Wahaha!
You aint never had a friend like me!
"And CUT! Bravo! That was fabulous! Robin Williams would be very proud!" Green Arrow commented from the megaphone
"so… is this true? Are you really… a genie?" Dinah asked, a hopeful look in her eyes. The reformed criminal clown nodded and said "you betcha, kiddo. And the three wishes thing? I was kidding ya. Dinah, kid, just say what you want, and it's yours!" Joker boasted
"can you bring Sue Dibny back from the dead?" Robin asked. "Uh-uh-uh, remember the rules: Genies can not bring people back from the dead. It's a terrible thing, they don't like doing it!" Dinah exclaimed
"Ok… how about making me pregnant again? I just want to be a mommy again so badly!" Hippolyta piped up, hugging Dinah lovingly. Joker smiled knowingly and nodded, with a wave of his hands, a womb appeared on Hippolyta.
"Oh my gosh! I'm PREGNANT AGAIN! Praise the gods!" Hippolyta cheered, picking up Dinah and twirled her in her arms as she kissed her forehead repeatedly