They don't know me at all. They only know that I'm the greatest villain in the galaxy. But they don't know the real me. And why should they? I'm not going to let anyone in on my passions, my dreams, my desires. As far as they know, I have only one desire: total galactic domination.

So that may be at least one thing I want, but I'm going to keep them away so they don't know anything else. My reputation is important to me. And if I'm going to be respected – if not feared – this way, then who am I to say "no"? I've got the whole galaxy in the palm of my hand, and no one would even dare to take that away from me! All those wannabe villains don't stand a chance against me! But I know of one wannabe who dares to face me again and again (and stupidly, again).

I hate Lord Hater. He's like a fly. He won't stop buzzing around my head! If I could just find the perfect fly swatter, I could just pummel him to oblivion! His mushy pursuits after me are so lame, but cute at the same time. I mean, no one will come straight up to me like Hater does. And those eyes! When he looked at me when he saw my face for the first time…

…

*clears throat* Right, so…

And what is up with that monkey-hippie-dude? I mean, he is so annoying! I mean, I get why Hater hates that guy, but does he really have to put all that effort in destroying that weirdo? *scoffs* He's not even worth it! Hater should know that by now! That's why his plans fail all the time! At least his second-in-command agrees with me.

Getting back to freak-dude, why is he sneaking around my ship recently?! Doesn't he realize that I'm a bad girl through and through and that I don't want to be his friend? At all? Someone really needs to take care of that weirdo and that Zbornak, too. Hands raised if any of you volunteer. No? I guess that leaves just me.

That's right! I'm the baddest girl in the galaxy and proud of it! Whoo! Anyone who stands in my way gets pulverized! Get my point? Good. I'm going to make sure it stays that way.

I don't need anyone else but me and my robotic army. I have everything I need right on this ship. Still…I wonder if there will be someone who'll know the real me…

But then again, no one knows me. At all.