The Otherwise Ordinary Life of Matthew Williams

Every morning, I check the bathtub/shower to see if there's someone in there before I shower. Then I started wondering what would happen if someone was actually in there…. And that somehow morphed into this PruCan TikTok mashup… Enjoy!

Matthew Williams was not feeling like P Diddy. In fact, he was pretty sure that what he was feeling was something P Diddy had never felt. Because P Diddy didn't have to stay up until 4 am writing a paper, then wake up at 6.

Stupid fucking P Diddy.

Matthew greeted the morning with a migraine, the ever-present bags under his eyes, and a desperate need for caffeine, something sweet, and a long hot shower. Which would be difficult to accomplish, seeing as-

"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SOMEBODY IN MY SHOWER!" Matthew screamed, jumping backwards and landing on his butt, heart in full panic attack mode. Which was understandable, seeing as he had moved the curtain to his shower/bath, only to find some random kid asleep there.

Oh, that kid had no idea what he'd gotten himself into.

Matthew poked him, hard, in the arm, and then in the stomach when he didn't respond. "Hey! Whoever the hell you are, get the fuck out of my dorm!"

The- student, presumably- in the bathtub cracked one red eye open, staring at Matthew for a brief second before saying:

"You're cute." And promptly falling back asleep. Matthew leaned over, grumbling, and heaved the albino out of his tub, used to doing the same thing to his brother when Alfred fell asleep in the bath (really, how were they related again?). He carried the guy out, dumping him on the vacated bunk. His roommate/ brother, Alfred, had moved in with his best friend into some non-dorm apartment a few weeks ago, giving Matt a whole dorm room to himself. Not that Matthew was complaining, it's just that it got a little lonely…

"Now, stay." Matthew ordered the silver… silverette? Is that what you called albinos? "Whatever," Matt mumbled, well aware that he talked to himself more than was healthy. "I am going to take my shower, and you are going to leave my room, and find somewhere else to pass out. Lord knows how you managed to get in here in the first place…" Finished with his lecture to the non-responding invader, Matthew grabbed jeans and a t-shirt, and headed for his nice, hot shower.

Behind him, the albino opened one eye and smirked. Yes, he'd definitely picked the right room to break into.

Authoress' Random Ramble

Well? Whaddya think of my latest fic? I'm pretty sure this'll be updated on Tuesdays. Or irregularly. Or maybe on irregular Tuesdays.

If you have any suggestions of side pairings, drop me a review! First come, first served, so don't be disappointed if it ends up being FrUk instead of UsUk or something!

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