The title bares all.

Don't be offended (because, of course, people who say or write this for you to hear/read is actually going to offend you sometime soon—that's what my best friend told me in mocking tone).

"I want to grow taller, aru."

"Soon, my son, soon."

"But when is soon? I am already matured beyond my age—and I am still the shortest person in class, aru! I feel like a smurf* in your stories!"

Tino Väinämöinen smiled and patted his adopted son's head crown. The first baby they adopted has grown so much mentally, yet grew so little in height. It was not so important for him and Berwarld but he knew his son was so dead set against the fact that his height was comparable to the smallest girl in his class.

Yao; nicely tucked inside his blanket; listening closely to his mother's bedtime story about the Smurf and its families, the blue creatures who walked around and have adventures and changed every word in their vocabulary with 'Smurf!'. Yao couldn't help but stared at his 'mother'; trying to ignore how violet Tino's eyes were. He knew he was adopted, of course, because in no time soon that human could interbreed with same gender. And he saw how his brothers suddenly appeared on the bedroom, one by one, babies that wailed and adorable (10% of the time) and annoying (90% of the time). But Yao still feels that Violet eyes of Tino's and greenish-blue eyes of Berwarld's are the most beautiful eyes in the world. His own golden eyes were shining like a cat under spotlight, and Yao somehow felt uncomfortable when his classmates stared at him more than 10 minutes just to admire his eyes.

Unbeknown to them, a (quite big, wide) figure was watching them closely from the narrow opened-window in fascination.

Tino smiled. "… Soon. You'll know when the time comes, my dear. Please go to sleep now."

Yao nodded and let himself lulled to sleep by his mother's soft hands patting his head. His little brothers, Yong Soo and Xiang (Hong Kong) were already asleep on the beds beside his.

"Mother…"

"Yes, Yao?"

"… I don't want to be blue like Smurf, aru."

Tino smiled before went to the door and turned off the lamp, the only source of light in the room. He was supposed to be in the living room in 3 minutes, ready to go to a party with Berwald Oxenstierna, his husband of 14 years. They were going to the annual party hosted by Denmark to celebrate his luckiness to be married to the yandere beauty Norway. And have Sealand and Iceland born on the very same day in two years, 10 and 8 years ago, respectively.

And when he closed the door, due to the physic law of pressure that energy can be travelled by air, the narrowly opened windowed slammed shut.

The wide figure stalker screamed in shock. A part of him/her was caught between the window panes and separated from him.

Yao turned to the window and saw how dark the sky was, hosting the bright full moon. And when he saw a cockroach-like figure was flying towards the big moon, Yao believed not only he would never get taller, he had boogers in his eyes.

Prologue~ done.

XD Review~?