It is morning here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, the lights on and the doors are open. Children start streaming into the establishment, screaming and laughing, with their parents following behind them. The sound of registers and children tossing coins about can be heard from the front room and game corner. I stand behind the curtains, waiting for the children to come to the front of the stage and chant my name.. "Freddy! Freddy!" Within moments, the sound of cheering and children eating fills the air in front of the curtains.. they open to a group of children eagerly awaiting the performance.
I watch them... the children's eager faces, waiting for me to start my song, for Bonnie to play the guitar, and for Chica to play the drums. The sounds of a young girl screaming for joy fills the air for the birthday girl has taken her place in front of the massive crowd... The boys and girls behind her are cheering as well, along with smacking their lips while they chew their pizza with glee. I close my animatronic eyes and wait for the last, "Freddy" to come out of the joyful birthday girl's mouth. It does... but at that point I've gotten very pissed because of the sound of screaming children complaining about my non existent performance. A man walks over, in a guard uniform. "I'll check on the animatronics mechanics real quick..," he whispers to the mother of the birthday girl, "Don't worry friends, Freddy just has a bit in his throat, I'll help him get it out and get back to the show." He tells this to the children as he closes the curtains to our performance.
"Dude, I'm fucking sick of preforming for those snot nosed brats out there.." I explained to the guard, Phone guy. He shook his head and said, "Please Freddy... we need to do this... she's not who you're playing for," he says looking to the sky, "you're playing for jesus..." I then proceeded to punch him in the dick and watch him cry in pain as the feeling of having his genitals punched by a massive metal bear spikes through his frail body.
"We are actually playing for someone important," Bonnie said with a frightful expression. I knew what was going to come.. I turned to Chica who also had a very fearful face. We had to do this... it was the only way...
The curtains opened once again and we began to play our silly little tune for the children and left Chica to pushing Phone guy away. Unfortunately, it was too late... The doors burst open and a ray of light shined into the establishment... a man walked in.. a tall, skinny, lanky man... and from his mouth, we heard a familiar demonic cry...
"WAH!" It was Waluigi... the most feared being to ever walk the face of the Earth. As he walked in, Lanky followed him from behind along with Pepe, the sad frog. This was it... this was the end of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria... We all knew this day would come.
NO! I would not let them take over the Pizzeria! Not now... not ever... I looked to Bonnie and Chica, "We can do this... so long as we have friendship..." At this point, my Barnie-esque voice changed into a generic anime protagonist's voice, causing the children to suddenly morph into much more detailed versions of themselves that looked quite a bit older. Waluigi looked at us and simply laughed at the idea of 3 animatronics defending a pizza place from the god of destruction, Waluigi, and his minions.
"WAH!" Waluigi waluigied as he sprang forward and landed on a table with a great thump. We couldn't turn back now... we couldn't let him take this place over. "We are the defenders of the Pizza!" Chica yelled as she jumped off the stage onto the table in front of Waluigi, blowing the table to bits.
Waluigi was not impressed by this, he called Lanky over to use his special power... the power of HE! Lanky then burst into the DK rap and began to spin through the air to Chica's location. Bonnie jumped down from the stage and smackied Lanky away, causing him to hit a game machine and warping into cyber space to fight against the marauding mildly avoiding copy right characters of the game. Lanky died that day... and he will always be missed...
Waluigi was impressed with Bonnie for defending Chica and said, "I now ship you! Wah!" Waluigi had made an awful mistake... he uttered the trigger word... the unholy word "SHIP". Everything went silent... we all looked at Waluigi with fear... "You know not what you have done.." I said.
Suddenly, Foxy ripped open the curtain covering pirate's cove and began screaming in German at Waluigi, who was now shocked at the sight. Foxy began running to Waluigi full speed while singing "She's Gone" by SteelHeart in memory of Lanky's sacrifice for his lord. Foxy stopped dead right in front of Waluigi and wrapped his limbs around Waluigi, causing Waluigi to WAH in fear. Pepe saw what was happening and simply stood there.. his eyes drooped down and he looked at the floor, "Feels bad man.." was all he said. By now... Foxy had already gotten Waluigi in a choke hold while swiftly switching songs from All Star to Hallelujah. Bonnie decided to go with it and began playing "In the Arms of the Angels" softly on his guitar as foxy slowly suffocated Waluigi.
Within 5 minutes, Waluigi was dead, and Pepe was given some Pizza and a gf to make him happy and now loyal to the Pizzaria of Freddy, willing to give up his gf and feels to help them. Things seemed well at this point... untill I realized what Foxy was doing when he had chosen his songs...
Foxy was not Foxy... and things would not be the same after what he had done...