A parody of Roar by Katy Perry. It's an Achievement Hunter parody, centered around Michael and his rage. It's like almost midnight, so I'm sorry if it sucks butt. I'll edit it in the morning if it's too badNOW ON TO THE PARODY


I used to live in Jersey with my rage

Came to Texas at an early age

At first I was okay

But then there came the day

I guess my rage dam broke

Courtesy of a British bloke

He ruined everything

Fucking Gavin

Doesn't matter anyhow

Get ready, 'cause I'm gettin' mad now

Voice gets loud, headphones go up

My screams can blow eardrums

The first death comes, now it's time

Fucking fuck is the first line

You hear it all, you hear it now

I got the voice of an opera singer

So mad I'll break your fingers

Cause I have issues, so you're gonna hear me rage

Louder, louder, get away from the door

Cause I am so pissed, and you're gonna hear me rage

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me rage

Now I'm cursing up a storm

Don't let your kids watch my Rage Quits

How do I get paid just to rage?

Doesn't matter anyhow

Get ready, 'cause I'm gettin' mad now

Voice gets loud, headphones go up

My screams can blow eardrums

The first death comes, now it's time

Fucking fuck is the first line

You hear it all, you hear it now

I got the voice of an opera singer

So mad I'll break your fingers

Cause I have issues, so you're gonna hear me rage

Louder, louder, get away from the door

Cause I am so pissed, and you're gonna hear me rage

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me rage

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You'll hear me rage

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me rage

Ra-age, ra-age, ra-age, ra-age, ra-age

I got the voice of an opera singer

So mad I'll break your fingers

Cause I have issues, so you're gonna hear me rage

Louder, louder, get away from the door

Cause I am so pissed, and you're gonna hear me rage

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me rage

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You'll hear me rage

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me- SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FUCK!