Hello there. I was looking for the document for one of my stories to work on it, and I found this. I wrote it maybe a year ago...I can't quite remember. Anyway, I thought it was funny (at least when I wrote it) so I thought I'd post it. It's just a oneshot, which I've never done before, so I figured I might as well. Because we all love Kakashi, right?

Have you ever wanted to be like Kakashi Hatake? Have you ever wondered how he gets all of those women to fall for him? Do you want what he has? Well, prepare yourself! Because now, the handsome, brilliant, and well-renowned Kakashi Hatake himself will share with you his secrets of how to properly execute the perfect date. He will be demonstrating his own techniques so that you may witness the romantic magic firsthand. Try not to be so awestruck that you miss the important details exhibited before you.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #1: Always start out by complimenting your date.

Example: "Hey, Hana, you look nice! So you finally decided to take up personal hygiene?"

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #2: It is wise to be chivalrous to your date.

Example: "Sure is cold out here…good thing I brought an extra jacket. You might get a little chilly, though, Shizune. That little black dress really isn't appropriate for the weather this time of year."

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #3: Remember to put your date before yourself.

Example: "Well, Tsunade, it looks like there's only one seat left… As they say, age before beauty."

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #4: Try to impress your date with your strength, charm, and/or intelligence.

Example: "Hey, Samui, if I can do 100 pushups in one minute, will you go on a diet?"

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #5: Talk about your date more than yourself.

Example: "So, Konan, how's that new diet of yours coming along? It doesn't seem to be working all that well. May I recommend Jenny Craig?"

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #6: Don't be uptight. Pay for her meal, and let her order whatever she wants.

Example: "Hmm…I'll have the loaded ramen bowl, and Guren will have a salad. It looks like she's put on a few extra pounds, and I won't be able to afford the meal otherwise, knowing how much it takes to satisfy her."

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #7: Get your date a gift to make her feel special.

Example: "I thought about getting you flowers, Anko, but this exercise ball will be much more useful!"

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #8: Flatter your date as much as possible.

Example: "Phew! Was that you, Hanare? It smells like a water buffalo just ate at Ichiraku Ramen!"

ENDING RESULTS: INCONCLUSIVE.

Kakashi Dating Tactic #9: Don't hesitate to kiss her on the first date.

Example: Leans in… "Oh, man! Did you forget to brush this morning, Mei? I mean, I'm wearing a mask, and it's still hitting me. Here, take my last breath mint. You need it more than I do."

ENDING RESULTS: FAIL. EPIC FAIL.

And there you have it, folks! The great Copy Ninja Kakashi Hatake at his finest! Remember...if you want to be as popular with the ladies as Kakashi, take his advice to heart and do exactly what he does! The women will fall at your feet! You'll have so many dates, you'll have to start giving some away to the poor, lonely losers who didn't heed Kakashi's guidance! Though...you might want to test them on non-kunoichis first.

Sakura: "What the heck was that?! That was terrible advice! No wonder you're single!"

Sasuke: "…"

Naruto: "Sensei...you're amazing! I never knew you were so cool!"

Guy: "Well played, Kakashi. I expect no less from my eternal rival!" Curse you and your coolness, Kakashi! One day I will surpass you!