Eating Contest

Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma ½ or Sailor Moon.

The two combatants met on the field of honor, ready to compete for the title. One was a tall black haired boy with his hair pulled back into a pigtail; he had been training in martial arts for over 10 years. His opponent was a blond girl with her hair in an odd style that made it look like meatballs; she had tripped as she got on the platform. Ranma Saotome knows that Usagi Tuskino would be one of his toughest opponents.

"Now that both of our contestants are here we can begin" says Nabiki glaring at Usagi who had just arrived 5 minutes late. This is the contest for the title of biggest stomach, the rules for this are simple when the mallet sounds our contestants will start eating. Whoever eats the most in the allotted time wins. The food has been provided by Ukchan's Okonomiyaki and the Cat Café. Please place your bets with me. The odds are 2 to 1 in favor of Ranma. Thank you." Nabiki gestures to Akane who whips out her hammer (don't ask where the hammer came from) and hits a tree. The hammer goes halfway though the tree. Ranma gets off to a slow start, because he is thinking about how glad he is that the hammer is not hitting him for once.

"Boy you better not lose" Splash Genma-panda pulls out a sign that says I have money riding on you.

"Ranma if you lose, then I am doubling your dept" yelled Nabiki. Now Nabiki's statement unlike Genma's made Ranma speed up a lot. As a matter of fact he ran out of food to eat and ended up showing Usagi some combat eating by stealing her food.

"Ranma Saotome wins!" yelled Nabiki

"Someone with a bigger stomach then stomach Usagi I can't believe it" said Minako

"I don't know if I should be amazed or appalled" mumbled Rei

At this time Luna walked up to Usagi. She was limping and rather angry, she was angry because she has been looking for Usagi for awhile now and a duck, a cat and a person with a spatula seemed to be trying to stop her. Getting her leg sliced by a mini spatula had not helped her state of mind. Her thoughts were going something like this 'Who in the world carries a large spatula like that anyway and what could they possible use it for besides the by now obvious sending a moon cat flying. Was this some kind of conspiracy to keep her away from the Moon Princess, maybe they were a new enemy.' At this point Luna's thoughts were interrupted by Ranma who had just seen his worst fear.

"Ccccat" See Ranma run

"Sailor Moon I think that he might be…" Luna starts to say when she is interrupted by several spatulas coming towards her.

"Oh you are intelligent, so that's how you got by me." Say Ukyo coming out of a side street.

"Why are you trying to kill my cat? In the name of the Moon I will punish you." Cue transformation

Now let us step back and note a few important facts. One Senshi transformations take 40 seconds. Two Martial artists can move considerably faster than that. Three getting hit in the middle of transforming hurts a lot. This all adds up to the Senshi having a bad day.

"Now how much are you willing to pay to keep your identities secret" Nabiki on the other hand is having a very good day.

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Auther's Note

This is not only my first fanfiction but also my first real piece of prose. I mostly write in stript format with original charaters. I hope it turned out ok.