ONE ARTDisclaimer: I don't own them; please don't sue.
Summary: Buffy's POV poem about, um, an art form. grin I'm so sorry...
Rating: R. Definitely R.
Pairing: Spike/Buffy, Angel/Buffy.
Archive: Wherever, just let me know first, please.
Feedback: Um... yes?

Author's note: I'd fail any breathalyser test at the moment. Just so you know.

WARNING: Poetry. Extremely bad poetry to boot. You have been warned...

We have those that simply lap -
Nothing to it, mouths attached
Tongue is flickering,
Their tempos matched

To some obscure tune
Only they can hear -
While I am bored to tears -
Hey, I'm dying here!

We have those that press forwards
Teeth scraping uncomfortably
Against things I'd rather not have scraped -
A kind of 'brute' mentality

That achieves nothing in my eyes.
Sure, it makes me lash out -
It makes me dig in my heels and kick them away
But in no way does it make me shout.

We have those that have not
Heard of the concept at all -
"What's that? An illness?" Very funny -
What am I, an undress me doll?

You want to fuck me,
You gotta please me too -
Especially if you expect me
To go down on you.

It's not supposed to be a chore
Or some great hardship -
Some guys can do it, make it all
Some out-of-my-mind trip.

And no they don't have to be dead
To have a clever tongue and nimble fingers -
Sure, Spike does, Angel does,
But, hey, with a little patience, you, too,
Can learn the art of cunnilingus.

fin