Series: Viewfinder
Pairing: AkixYoh (sort of)
Rating: PG-13ish, I guess (some swearing)
Summary: A little crack ending for NT. My muse has a wicked sense of humor.
A.N. ~ just a short little drabble thing I thought of while in a funny mood the other night. Hopefully everybody else gets a little chuckle out of it too.
Disclaimer: Viewfinder etc, belongs to Yamane Ayano. No profit is made from this work. Asami's one line is taken from Club Vogue's scanlation of NT18.
Just Desserts
By: shad0wg8
"W-what the hell?!" Akihito demanded angrily as he was shoved to the deck of the ship, completely ignored. He heard angry shouts and exclamations and looked up to find Asami, gun drawn and pointed at Fei Long.
"Then do you want to end this once and for all right here?"
He couldn't believe it! The two of them were at it again. And, of course, he was stuck in the middle of it. This scenario was getting old, frankly.
"Akihito."
He glanced to the side to see Yoh kneeling down next to him.
"Yoh!" He looked the other man over critically. "What the hell happened to you? You look like shit."
Yoh grimaced. He didn't really feel like explaining the whole situation right now, if ever. It was too complicated. He wasn't sure he understood the whole thing himself. Instead, he held out his hand, silently offering the younger man a means of escape from the nasty quarrel that was going on between the two mob bosses. Akihito seemed to consider it a moment before nodding and getting up. Turning to the two men who were still in the middle of their little spat, he called out to get their attention.
"Since the two of you can't put aside your differences and grow up, Yoh and I have decided to elope together," Akihito explained calmly, grabbing Yoh's hand and lacing their fingers together. He smiled wickedly before tugging the other man after him as he turned and began to stalk away.
"A-Akihito!" Yoh protested in alarm as he was dragged away by the younger man, leaving a dumbfounded Fei Long and a shocked Asami staring at their retreating backs.