Authors Note: hello every one! I noticed that the original first chapter to this story smelled horrid! A.k.a. it stunk. So I decided to right my wrong and reformat this disaster. If you liked the way I did it before, I'm sorry. But this is a disgrace to my eyes. Its no wonder the reviewers didn't like the first chap… it sucked! Well, this is the newer, better, first chapter to hiei hates daimien!

HI! I don't know how it all started, but I caught Hiei. Now hiei dose not like me, but why, I just don't know, but now he is being held captive in an ice chest. (That's the secret to catching a fire demon.)

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. I own nothing. Please don't sue me. If you do, I'll beat Hiei with a stick. (Just kidding)

Hiei: PLEASE! DO WHAT SHE SAYS! (Is gagged by Daimien's dirty sweat socks) Daimien: shh! The neighbors will hear! (What neighbors? I live in the wasteland) Hiei: Daimien: what? Lets just get on with the damn story.

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Daimien sneaked her way over to Hiei's bed and lightly tapped on his shoulder. Hiei didn't wake. She said rather loudly "Wake up, Hiei. The time for sleep is over, and I shall be very upset with you if you don't get your lazy bum up! Daimien pokes at hiei a second time" She was very annoyed at this point and She threatened him with a pain worse than death. "I will bite!" Hiei rolled over and stared strait into Daimien's eyes.

"HN" was the only thing he said. Daimien had been kind this morning and pre-prepared Hiei's daily breakfast of fudge ice cream and a glass of milk, witch he lovingly referred to as 'sweet snow' and 'moo'. Daimien threatened, "If you don't get up, you won't have any ice cream!" Hiei exuberantly jumped out of bed and yelled, "Sweet Snow!" Hiei raced out of bed and ran to the dining room.

He scooped up the ice cream with his bare hands and cried as he gobbled up an entire gallon of super chocolate-fudge ice cream. Daimien handed him the gallon of milk and waited anxiously for him to finish.

"We are going to have a party tonight. We should start on a guest list as soon as you clean your face." said Daimien. Hiei asked, "What party? Why? And don't you talk about dirty faces! You should look in the mirror!" Daimien, after washing her face and getting a dermal peel, simply said, "Whatever." She then impersonated koennma and boasted "Let's see…Who should be allowed in my superior presence?" Hiei laughed hysterically "superior?" Daimien said, "Jerk. You wouldn't laugh if I forgot to invite kurama!"

Hiei Stopped laughing abruptly. "Are you trying to imply that I am fond of Kurama!"said Hiei.Daimien, seeing the change of emotion in Hiei's face decided to milk it for all it was worth. "Maybe. What's it to you? I mean, you do seem to hang on him like a lost puppy. Hiei said in a fit of anger, "Now You Say I'm A Hideous Four-Legged Creature!" Daimien stepped away and stated her thoughts calmly "no. Well, maybe. But you just act like…" Hiei yelled "Like what! Daimien quickly changed the subject "nothing. Would you like to invite anyone Hiei?" Hiei, once more calm, said "sure. Can I invite Yukina?" as he handed daimien the dishes and walked into the large oval bathroom, witch held a large tub, capable of passing for a hot tub.Hiei was neither allarmed or angry when Daimien entered aswell and sat on the marble bench near the window. She said, "Of course. I was going to invite her any way. I need to check up on her pregnancy anyway... Her and kuabarra are having their second child soon." At the mention of this Hiei scoffed and sank into the warm depths of the tub. Daimien looked up and briefly and then looked down at her list. She knew more than the people on her list would arrive, but she nevertheless reviewed the list with Hiei."okay, you listen to the guest list: kurama, Yukina, kuabarra, Jin, and-" "JIN! You only want his body!" Hiei Screeched sarcasticly with a laugh. Daimien frowned and Smirked as she said, "So what! I bet you want kurama in that shower with you."Hiei: how dare you! Daimien: take a shower already!

Okay that's the first chapter. I know you want more, but hiei needs to take a Bath, and that is censored..If you want to be a Person in my next story, just include your name and what you look like and I might put ya in. sound cool? Hope so! Love ya!
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