Disclaimer: I do not own the following characters I've used in this fan fiction! That is the almighty job of Natsuki Takaya-sensei!
Warning(s): Adult humor/ adult language.
Summary: Ever wonder how the ever-amazing Ayame Sohma got his bangs? Well, wonder no more!
"Bangs"
Written by: UnspokenDreams
The world froze. A meteor collided into the Earth. The Earth was soon fated to be crushed into the sun. Mankind was completely and utterly annihilated.
Or at least, that's what seemed to have happened when he heard Shigure's dare. The snake froze, looking at Shigure with golden eyes the size of saucers. "You want me to WHAT?!" He screamed, pulling away from leaning against Hatori to stand up and stomp his foot to the ground.
"Cut my precious HAIR?! Do you have any idea how valuable my hair is? That's as if cutting out my heart, or removing an artery. Why don't you just castrate me, Gure-kun?!" The snake stared, no, glared down at the dog, highly bewildered and well…drunk. His bottom lip quivered and finding there was no way out, pointed a finger down to his older cousin.
"FINE! But mark my words Shigure Sohma. You will feel my pain!" He growled, before digging around the house for a pair of scissors (or well…admonishing the house to find the pair of scissors), then dramatically going into the bathroom and slamming the door.
He was doing it. He couldn't believe he was cutting his hair! Tears fell from his eyes, and he closed them, tight, while holding the assault weapon to the front long locks of his hair. Horrible. "You know what?! I hate you! BOTH!" He yelled from the bathroom and screamed when he heard the horrid snip of doom.
It was over. Life was over. He could die now. Farewell cruel, hateful world.
Ayame's eyes opened for a start, to see the damage he had done to himself. "Hey…this doesn't look bad…" He muttered, eyes still pumping tears from the ducts.
"Not bad at all!" He gasped, and well, Ayame Sohma in front of a mirror plus half drunk Ayame Sohma in front of a mirror equaled:
"You're a sexy beast. Oh yes you are. Silly boy. Ha-Ha-Ha!"
Shigure and Hatori had both froze beneath Ayame's icy glare, and flinched when the snake had gone off, but now the two sat in complete bewilderment at hearing the snake moan and talk to himself in the bathroom.
"Note to self," Shigure sighed as he took a swig of the sake bottle he'd smuggled from his house, "never dare Aya to do something he'll have an orgasm over."
Hatori nodded, "Agreed."
And that was that.
Author's Notes: Can we say…RANDOM? Chyeah. XD Originally this was somewhat based off of a roleplay I was doing with a friend over Gaia PMS (oh em gee Gaia is like soooo cooooool). It involved 15-year-old Shigure, Hatori, and the king himself, Ayame, in Hatori's room at eleven o'clock at night drinking and playing Truth or Dare. Haha, of course Hatori didn't drink…much. Reviews are melted over! Love yoooouuuu! –G-chan.