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Title: Katniss Does It From Afar
Author: GX7
Summary: A song parody, sung by Katniss, of "Rogues Do It From Behind" by The Artists Formally Known As The Level 80 Elite Tauren Chieftains.
Song begins as everyone is running to the Cornucopia to grab food and weapons. Kat grabs a bow and arrows, then fires one at a random tribute.
I love to one shot rabbits...
I live to two shot deer...
When I see ya, I'll freaking hunt ya...
Spanking Careers, that's my favorite cheese...
As she says that last part, she takes a bite of cheese.
I'll do it in the darkness!
I'll do it where the sun don't shine!
With a poison tipped arrow!
I'll KILL you from afar!
Gonna cut your throat!
I wear blood soaked camo!
A bow and arrow at my side!
Shoot shoot that stupid bitch Clove!
Gonna take her out, with a shot to the eye!
I'll do it in the darkness!
I'll do it where the sun don't shine!
With a poison tipped arrow!
I'll KILL you from afar!
Marvel, Cato, Glimmer, Clove, Thresh, Peeta and Rue!
Marvel, Cato, Glimmer, Clove, Thresh...
Goodbye! Goodbye!
Because now it's time to kill you!
With my deadly bow and arrow...
I'm from District 12, so don't screw with me!
Not your everyday type Goddess...
Just call me Artemis... original gangster!
You'll never know where I'm at...
When I sneak up from behind you...
With deadly accuracy, you're dead of course!
Now this one is for Rue!
I'll do it in the darkness!
I'll do it where the sun don't shine!
With a poison tipped arrow!
I'll KILL you from afar!
As the song ends, Katniss starts killing more tributes with her deadly accuracy. While doing this massacre. She laughs maniacally, as she walks into the forests of the arena.