Dean and Sam were traveling in the car across New York state when Sam came across a story in the newspaper that could be Supernatural in Princeton, NJ.

"Let's go investigate, bro!" said Dean over AC/DC blasting on the stereo.

They pulled up to Princeton-Plainesboro Teaching Hospital. "Why are we here again, Sammy?" questioned Dean.

"There has been a mass raping in Princeton, mostly surrounding this hospital. I think that a demon may be responsible." Sam explained, hair flopping in his eyes.

"Awesome!" Dean jumped out of the car.

Dean and Sam pretended to be FBI investigators in order to gain access to privileged information. They wore suits and had badges.

"Who do we talk to about the raping?" asked Sam to a nurse or something in the hospital lobby.

"Oh that would be Dr. House in Diagnostics," said the nurse.

The Winchester brothers got on the elevator and then walked into Diagnostics.

"Check out the hot blond!" whispered Dean to his brother.

"You have the most beautiful hair!" he said, placing his hand on the blond's shoulder. "Would you like to grab a drink?"

"I'd love to! I'm Dr. Robert Chase," he introduced himself.

"Robert...that's a strange name for a girl" Dean thought then replied, "Dean Winchester. Let's get out of here."

Dean and Chase went to a bar.

"So did you always want to be a doctor?" asked Dean, brushing the hair out of Chase's eyes.

"No. I wanted to be an astronaut, but my dad wanted me to be a doctor like him."

"That's too bad! Space sure is awesome!"

"I KNOW!!!"

"So, I've got a hotel room..." started Dean.

"What are we waiting for?" Robert asked with a coy smile.

Meanwhile, back at the hospital, Sam had finally managed to locate Dr. House.

"So, I assume you're aware of the mass raping that has been sweeping this area," started Sam.

"Oh, that's just Tritter," grumbled House.

"Do you think he could be possessed?" questioned Sam.

"Possessed with the love of rape maybe!" replied House.

"Well, that sure doesn't sound Supernatural!" Sam was disappointed.

"You haven't seen the size of his cock!" House shook his head.

Back at the hotel, Dean and Robert were making out heavily. Dean reached into Robert's crotch and felt a bump. "You're a guy!" he exclaimed.

"No kidding?" Chase was confused.

"Oh well," sighed Dean and continued. They had really hot butt sex until Sam returned.

"Get out here, Dean!" Sam yelled, obviously annoyed. "There's nothing Supernatural going on here!"

"OK!" replied Dean. "Give me just a minute. He came and pulled out.

Dean and Sam returned to their travels, looking for something truly Supernatural.