Randomness
I couldn't play GC for 12 days so far, so my grimoire of the stalwart hero expired (it took me 2 months to get Mari and now this!=_=), I missed an unlimited champ mode event along with 1 day ellia wings, and I'm pretty sure I'll miss the ongoing Thunder Hammer event and the coming of Sieg's st. And since I'm often losing internet connection (stupid router) I'm making up this random fanfic of randomness. Enjoy (or not. It's ur choise).
People should really be more careful. It's pretty obvious that you're an idiot if you don't notice that a chocolate cake is oozing purple liquid and surrounded by purple smoke. Unfortunately, a certain Seighart did not notice said cake's strangeness, and so ate it whole in one bite.
It isn't surprising that the gladiator turned purple and furry and sprouted a tail. His limbs shortened and grew little claws, while his eyes turned green and his sight got better. Not to mention two large ears full of purple earwax. It is also not surprising that a certain purple magician/alchemist/warlock/battle mage entered the room laughing in a sadistic way.
Arme took out her staff and smacked the 'purple cat' with it, and out of nowhere a little hat popped and fell on its head. Oh, and it started floating. The cat (which was very fat by the way) shook one of its front paws in rage and developed a dark aura as if to say 'Turn me back or else!'.
"Or else what?" the sadistic mage said, walking out of the kitchen, looking for another victim. She soon found one, as a girly scream came from Ronan who was watching TV in the attic. Wait, the attic? Never mind.
So as our purple cat looked around inside the fridge for more food to stuff its little face with, the door creaked open. And as Ryan jumped in slow motion onto the cat, it shrieked (also in slow motion).
Cutting a short story long, the orange haired druid managed to forcefully grab the cat which was holding onto the fridge's door. It farted, but Ryan was unaffected as he was used to such smells after years living in the forest. A giant explosion was heard from above, in the direction of the girls' rooms (courtesy of Arme) causing the freaked out cat to finally let go of the fridge.
The cat was taken into a room painted fully orange-orange bed, orange carpet, orange wall, mangos in an orange bowl, and-the cat exploded in hysterical fits of laughter-barbies with orange hair and orange clothes.
The druid took this as a good sign and smiled at the cat. Then he said…"I'll call you Chester!". Chester aka the purple cat aka Sieghart stopped laughing. The aura mentioned earlier returned, consuming the cat in dark purple flames. Ryan ran out of the room screaming in an even girlier fashion than Ronan.
And so, we find our purple cat floating around in the hallways looking for the library, which was where Arme hid all of her stuff concerning magic. Unfortunately for him, a certain dancer walked in from behind him, and took him into a death hug.
"OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE! I LOVE KITTIES~!" While 'Chester' was getting his life squeezed out, the dancer was running around the castle at a speed that seemed to be faster than Lass's, unable to contain her excitement about having a cat. She bumped straight into Jin who was thrown back into a wall and knocked unconscious. This also made Amy fall, releasing her grip a little. The cat took its chance and floated out of reach to continue its quest for the library. It was lucky, as Amy had actually taken him to a hallway which was close to the library, and what's more, he found that he could use magic and so he made Amy sleep.
However, as the cat was seriously unlucky, it went forward while closing its eyes and crashed into a lantern (at least it wasn't lit, as it was in the afternoon), and of all people to fall on, it fell on Elesis. The cat was smashed into the ceiling as the knight punched it, shouting a torrent of swear words. The now barely conscious cat used a spell to go invisible and creeped forward on the floor. It was accidentally trodden on by a certain demon (who could see it), but had no power to do anything back. It crawled on. It didn't notice as its invisibility wore off, and so was oblivious to the fact that any one could see him. And that included a cheerful elf who was just about to go and get the groceries.
"Awwww, you're so cute!" The cat glanced back and came face to face with Lire. "Care to come with me to get the groceries?" She added. The cat didn't have a chance to answer back (not that it could, anyway), and it was picked up and held by the archer.
Suddenly, a door opened to the right, and out ran Ryan, who was still scared beyond belief. "RUN AWAY!" He yelled. "THERE'S AN EVIL NECRO-CAT IN THE CASTLE!" Lire gave him a questioning look. Ryan caught sight of the cat, and ran away shouting "IT'S THE CAAAAAAT!"
Lire shrugged and continued onto the grocery outside the castle. She took out her pouch of money, and the very moment she did, a shadow came in and grabbed it. Except it didn't. As Lass looked at his loot, he noticed that he had actually taken the purple cat instead of the money pouch. And so, we find the thief running away as a storm of arrows came his way. He jumped as a freezing arrow came flying underneath him. Unfortunately for Lass, the arrow managed to freeze the patch of ground which he landed on. He slipped, and our favourite cat is free!
Our VERY tired purple cat floated back to the castle, up to the library window, opening it with magic. For once, he was lucky, as Arme wasn't in the library (and right about this moment I regained connection to the internet. Meh I'll finish the random story first). After one hour of looking for the hiding place, the cat gave up, and curled up under a table to go to sleep. But then it caught a glimpse of a little red button above it, and near it was written 'courtesy of Mari'. The cat reached out to press the button. But was pressing one of Mari's 'inventions' such a good idea? Yes it was, as a compartment of potions slid down. The cat noticed one empty vial was labeled 'cat potion' and beside it, was a vial of green liquid labeled 'cat cure'. The cat shrugged, took off the seal of the vial, and put it into its mouth.
The door burst open, and the cat looked behind it to see a certain mage holding another green vial. "Looking for this?" The cat looked back at its hand, which was now empty. It was about to start crying, but then it had an idea. It conjured a purple cursor and made it right-click Arme. "Hey!" The cursor then chose the 'report to GM' button and then the 'Hacking' button. "WHAT!" Two people in white suits with the words 'Ntreev GM' on their white hats appeared and caught Arme. "BUT I'M A MAGICIAN, EVERYONE KNOWS WE CAN DO THAT STUFF!" "Tell that to the judge, haxor" "BUT-" Arme was about to say something but her mouth dissolved into space, the rest of her body and the GMs following. All that was left behind was a vial of 'cat cure', which the rejoicing cat tossed into its mouth and swallowed whole.
The cat slowly turned into a legendary gladiator, and that was right about when a certain rune caster walked in.
"Have you seen Arme?" She said in her emotionless voice.
"Nope" Sieghart said, before laughing even more sadistically than Arme.
"I do not understand you" Of course, Mari walked out, not wanting to ruin the gladiator's fun by telling him that his body was purple, a side effect of the 'cure'.
And so ends another hectic day in the life of Grand Chase.
I hope I didn't really bore you that much. I was going mad because I didn't have anything to do. I didn't even plan to do this, I just wrote anything that came to me. By the way, I'm going to update this whenever I lose connection to the internet, so be ready to read a whole load of Junk.