Pranks Are Fun
A poem from Sirius' point of view

As I ran down the corridor,
I ran into you, and if you implore,
I'll tell you about this prank and more,
Let's just hide, through that open door.

Ok, I'll tell you what I did just now,
I pranked Snivellus, and he had a cow,
Now when I'm done, you'll then say ,
But here, let me tell you about it and how.

I made a bludger follow him,
I tripped him up, and he broke a limb,
I got him slapped by a girl named Kim,
And he flew through a Quidditch hoop rim.

And not only did I make him fly,
With a charm, I made him cry,
Don't give me that look! Don't you sigh!
I tell you it's true, it's not a lie!

Well after I had all that fun,
The teachers came after me, I had to run,
But I'm happy, I got laughs by the ton,
And now I'm finished, now I'm done.